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Fulcrum ([personal profile] forcowardice) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-03 04:56 pm

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Okay, no, seriously! How do you organics just not straight up die by existing?!

I banged my elbow on a table and my arm still hurts and then I was going through all the notes I had to take because this situation is just weird and I got this-- this little cut on my finger and it stings like crazy! Then I bit my tongue when I was trying to eat the first time and cripes!! I'm trying to prepare myself with a helmet and gloves and I'm seriously considering elbow and knee pads, but still! Everything is stupidly sensitive and fragile and I think I'm gonna die living like this.

This is it. I'm gonna die because someone crammed me into this meatsack body. I am so not ready for this kind of life.

Oh hell I'm leaking red stuff. What does that even mean? Why didn't this body come with an instruction manual?!
pacifistaggressive: (Ladyhawk | Looking at you)

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[personal profile] pacifistaggressive 2014-09-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
If you hadn't discovered already, humans breathe as well.


Consistently.

[Take a breather, Fulcrum.]

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[personal profile] abadidea 2014-09-04 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he'll give pointers in a moment.]

When you say "leaking", how bad is it?

...you're not...organic...usually?

[Wait, what?]

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you_tried: (I feel like my teeth are sweating.)

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[personal profile] you_tried 2014-09-04 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we still haven't figured out a solution to the elbow thing.

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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-09-04 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[This is such a bizarre moment in Kotetsu's life. Sure, he's heard of other people who got put into human bodies here, so it's not a brand-new concept (weird as the thought is), but they seemed to have a general idea how their new bodies worked.]

...Uhh, that red stuff is called blood. And you're gonna want to. Stop the uh, leaking.

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Check the cabinet in your bathroom; there should be a box with these--strips. Called band-aids. You peel off the paper and put the soft part on the part that's 'leaking' and then the sticky part holds it in place.

[Hopefully it's just a minor cut and not something that needs stitches bc he doesn't even know how to explain those.]

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lyingheart: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2240565 (sit | people are tricky)

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By any chance, are you a Cybertronian? The red stuff is called blood. Don't leak that. It's important.

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[personal profile] screenplays 2014-09-04 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
You need that.

[ PRIMUS SAVE HIM FROM CYBERTRONIANS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW HUMANS WORK. ]

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[personal profile] daintylegs 2014-09-04 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Finally! Someone who understands me!

It's not so bad once you discover candy though.

Candy is great.

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paintjobs: (h: why is this my life now)

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[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-09-04 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
These bodies are just embarrassing, aren't they? Well, with any luck, you'll figure out how to turn back sooner or later.

As an interesting aside, did you know even paper can make these bodies bleed? It's astounding! Don't get too close to any filing cabinets, now.

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runningstart: AND ALSO THE GIRL IN GREEN STANDING NEXT TO HIM (ww; WHO IS THIS BITCH)

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[personal profile] runningstart 2014-09-04 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, your elbow? Okay look, be really careful that, that's probably one of the most important parts of the body. Very fragile, very vital for living a long, healthy life. Jesus. You can't just bang it around on stuff- why do you think it hurts so bad when you hit it?!

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osreborn: (it's the perfect alibi.)

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[personal profile] osreborn 2014-09-04 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Grace can be learned, believe it or not. No need to get used to being clumsy.

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[personal profile] ourown 2014-09-04 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
if you think blood's freaky, we also leak snot and... other things.

[ yeah, let's leave it at other things ]

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ostentiferous: more legit than will's (that badge?)

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[personal profile] ostentiferous 2014-09-04 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised how swiftly you can adapt to being breakable. It's best to simply air on the side of caution, you don't want to go overboard. Not all accidents are preventable.

Though I would consider a band-aid for the cut. You'd be surprised what damage a little cut can do when left exposed.

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heralding: (slurpees are great for fetch.)

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[personal profile] heralding 2014-09-04 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Typically, you learn to handle your body better. That's the best way to live without dying.

But a banged elbow won't kill you.

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viced: (The Great Machine | Duality)

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Hey, you'll probably be alright, do you still need help? Being human isn't that fucking bad, you know. Most of us manage it pretty well.

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Don't even BOTHER with that whole chewing thing...waste of time. Dangerous too. They make pretty much everything in liquid form anyhow! I've been drinking this liquefied apple (that's some kind of organic thing they make for energy) for the past two days...incredible! Solves so many problems, you've no idea!

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wreckjobs: (pic#7909796)

BUSTS IN THROUGH THE WALL WITH STARBUCKS HELLO

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[ it's voice. it's so voice. the only good thing about that is that breakdown isn't shouting-- if only because he's a car right now. way easier to control the volume of your audio communications as a cybertronian, let me tell you. ]

You gotta toughen up! Go practice getting knocked around. Couple more of those cuts and you won't even notice 'em anymore, just like old dents in your finish.

[ classic vehicon advice, repurposed for crazy meatsack world. truly, breakdown is a master of community service. ]

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clanky: (I found the sexy)

I'd be late with Starbucks but there aren't any where I just moved so

[personal profile] clanky 2014-09-12 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, yes. Machine Man: 2, Cybertronians: 0.

[As in, they're fleshy and he's not.]