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worstprime ([personal profile] worstprime) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-04 11:42 pm

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Alright, so I blipped out and I blipped back and - surprise! - human! Can't say I'm, uh...excited about this development, but...well. Here we are. Don't worry though, I'm pretty sure I've got this organic thing on lock. Maybe.

That sa-aid, I've got this other....ehm....problem. Difficulty. More of a confusion. I've received my work assignment - which THAT is a complaint for a whole other day - and I need some information. About children. Don't tell me WHAT they are, I know that. They're the little pupa forms of humans. But beyond that....I dunno. Someone help me out here, what do you do with them. Are they self-maintaining? Do they have sentience or does that come later?
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[personal profile] slingshots 2014-09-05 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh hey, that voice sounds familiar... ]

welcome back, spud

[ that's helpful, right? ]
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[personal profile] slingshots 2014-09-05 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
you got it
fresh out of gold stars, but congratulations anyway

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You're a babysitter. You. A babysitter...

I'd say that sounds about right but who is going to babysit you?
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-05 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh sorry, sorry. Excuse me.

[ clears his throat. ]

Glorified babysitter.
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[personal profile] lyingheart 2014-09-05 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Do you even know how sentience works.

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[personal profile] governorkang 2014-09-05 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
...if you're calling human younglings pupas, you're probably going to need more than just someone telling you.

How much do you know about humans? Or other organic races?

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-09-05 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It kind of depends on how old they are as to what you do with them, but no, they're not self-maintaining! Kids need a lot of care!
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[personal profile] selfimage 2014-09-05 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ time for the deliberately bad advice machine to arrive. ]

What do you DO with them? Oh come on, everyone knows that. You feed them copious amounts of mortal junk food AKA pizza, chocolate chip cookies & milkshakes. That will get them good and sleepy. Then you put them down for a nap. Works like a charm.
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[ PARTY POOPER ALERT. ]

Don't feed them junk food!

And don't listen to him.

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[personal profile] forcowardice 2014-09-05 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmaybe we should get you some research. I'm sure I could find some books while I stop by the library. Sure, it's a primitive method, but it's informational!

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[personal profile] immigrantpunk 2014-09-05 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
depends a lot on how old they are

[brb laughing at the way she described them though.]

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[personal profile] heralding 2014-09-05 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Children are born sentient.

[That's her first thing she can think of.]

What job do you have?

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[personal profile] theoryandcalculation 2014-09-06 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, you need help.

His only experience with kids is his friend's younger siblings, but he's still willing to throw some advice out there.]


They're not self-maintaining. [What a weird way to put it.] You have to watch them carefully, make sure they eat well and go to bed on time. Or take naps on time, as the case may be.

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You're another Cybertronian, aren't you?

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