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[rathercommon]

[ This post, and all replies, come from someone called Max Goldstar. Haven't heard of him? Well, clearly you're not paying attention! Hahaha, just kidding, Kitty's managed to (with help) hack her communicator enough to set up a second identity. Which she is now using to be a little provocative.

Or...she hopes she's being provocative. And that Max Goldstar doesn't come across as being too much of an idiot to get the responses she's hoping for from people.

Here goes. ]

so today i was walking and i saw this guy trying to rob some lady
so what do you think happened?
BAM POW
not gonna try to rob ladies anymore :p

anyway though so the lady said to me after
“youre my hero, imports are here 2 save us”
& so i’m like aren’t we? you know
we’re here and we’re way stronger than anyone else
sometimes im like
“shouldnt they put us in charge”
i dunno we protect people already
why are we listening 2 people when we do so much 4 them
idk lol

anyway MAX OUT

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[inmyothertights]

I have no idea what I just read.

[rathercommon]

[ ...well, that doesn't bode well. And here she thought she was just blending in... ]

OK so we have these superpowers rite

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[selfequipped]

That is really dangerous and massively incorrect thinking.

But thankfully you're dumb enough to put it on here, so you won't act on it.

(Or if you do, it won't matter. Yay!)

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[rathercommon]

[ Okay, that's good to read. Kitty nods with approval of Kate's unequivocal answer. ]

idk
whats incorrect about it

[shuckit]

like they owe us something for being decent people?

[rathercommon]

no its not about owing
its about us being BETTER

[lurings]

Pretty sure the Nazis thought that, too.

[rathercommon]

[ That's a term that's new to Kitty. She's been here two weeks, and she's filling in her knowledge, so she still has huge gaps. So she has to take a moment to do research, and then to reel with hatred and fury over what she reads.

So, maybe ten minutes later, she comes back: ]

But they were bad
were good

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[fistofthejoestar]

[AGGRESSIVE SQUINTING

he knows that he has to tackle more text posts if he ever wants to improve his typing skills, and from everything he could parse this seems like something he wants to address, but...oh my god Killua was severely underestimating when he said people had all kinds of different texting style. what the fuck were those numbers even doing in there is this code???]

I'm sorry, sir, but what exactly does ':p' mean?

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[rathercommon]

[ Um - that's a good...question. She's not 100% sure. Should she know?

Well, she can always hide behind "Max"'s idiocy. ]

lol like u know

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[glowsferatu]

is this a joke
please tell me this is a joke

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[rathercommon]

[ Oh, no. It's deadly, deadly serious. ]

lol why would it be

[earnedmystripes]

[Oh. Oh dear.]

that kinda thinking only leads to trouble

[rathercommon]

like what

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[khajidont]

[Ughhhh.]

So max, what powers did the porter give you?

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[rathercommon]

SUPER-STRENGTH

[rocketsmodernlife]

max goldstar is a porn name
i think the robber hit u in the head goldenrod

[rathercommon]

[ Ugh ew. That's gross. Kitty wrinkles her nose at her comm, then types back: ]

lol its my superhero name, not a porn name, dummy
I picked it way before I got punched

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[handwringing]

So you equate physical power with the ability to rule?

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[rathercommon]

no its not that
its how we PROTECT people
if ur a hero, you should rule

[5055034455]

Are you a twelve year old boy who got lost on his way to MySpace?

[rathercommon]

[ Oh, hello there, Mr. Goodman. She remembers you from the party. The disappointingly closed-mouthed one. ]

im 23 dude

[agog]

I think you may be too young to be fighting crime.

[rathercommon]

IM 23

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[hackitude]

I see it didn't take you long to pick up netspeak. [Skye isn't sure whether to be impressed or aggrieved.]

When you asked me for help with setting up new identities though, I didn't exactly think you meant so you could go trolling.

Is there a point to all this?

private -> private, video

[rathercommon]

[ Kitty trusts that if Skye set this up, it's pretty much impenetrable. So she switches it over to video and appears on screen, grinning with a combination of pride, defiance, and maybe a little bit of chagrin. ]

Hullo, Skye. I hope it's okay if I switch to this. I'm really still not so fast at typing.

[kinesia]

what would you do if you were in charge ?

[rathercommon]

make sure the russians didnt get into our country again for starters
make sure crime went away

[selfimage]

Well THIS will certainly do a lot for imPort relations. Huzzah politics.

[rathercommon]

[ Huzzah indeed. ]

lol what

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[andaway]

Because we'd be ruling a country that isn't ours

Because having power doesn't imlpy putting other people down

Because helping people out isn't the same as ruling

Because we should be doing this because it's the right thing to do not to get some power out of it

And I can keep on going, the list is long.

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[rathercommon]

[ Kitty smiles to herself in approval. ]

OK but were pretty awesome arent we

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[bratziska]

I believe you're taking the whole 'superhero' concept to unnecessary extremes.

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[rathercommon]

[ Oh - the young prosecutor. She should have some choice tart words. ]

dude I'm MAX GOLDSTAR extreme is what i do
plus wed be awesome at it wouldnt we

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[delegation]

ok unless u actly r 13
u did v poorly
ill tell u y

bragging like this on the network? maybe 14-17.5
< that u beating a robber off (hahah) is low unless u tell us ur powers
use of: :p     <- back 2 11-14. or use by young man 2 potential gf to seem sweet
'BAM POW' = uh mayb 6?? or 10 if u read comic books

the whole bs w the lady i dont even think happend so skipping it

[ And like. Owen's p low key. He's above average intelligence, sure, but he never fucking DID anything with it, he just... gets people sometimes. And likes to tell stories. So he's sort of offering advice and sort of oddly annoyed, which he doesn't feel very often, and it's totally for reasons he can't really explain, unless it's simply that you told a story and did a rly bad job afa-he-can-tell.

he does however remember just enough of history to remember this lesson - which probably goes to emphasize precisely how much of history IS this lesson. ]

when does rule by those w power like that work?
like ever
idr the word 4 it but its p shit

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[rathercommon]

[ This one is hard to decipher. Kitty squints at it a moment, and finally works through it, then manages: ]

idk man
isnt ruling always done by the ppl in power