Sep. 3rd, 2014

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Sep. 3rd, 2014 09:04 am
5055034455: 3x02 (smile like you mean it)
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[Good morning, Heropa. Greeting you today is a man with a bright smile and an even brighter shirt — aqua, with a tie that seems to match only in theory — and a look in his eye that twinkles with confidence and certainty. Yes, here is a man who is not at all questioning this place and its motives; here is a man who is totally okay with the situation in which he's found himself; here is a man who is a very good, very convincing faker.]

Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.

[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]

Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —

[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]

Get used to seeing this face.

AUDIO; 01

Sep. 3rd, 2014 04:56 pm
forcowardice: (LAKH:GDHG FUCK)
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Okay, no, seriously! How do you organics just not straight up die by existing?!

I banged my elbow on a table and my arm still hurts and then I was going through all the notes I had to take because this situation is just weird and I got this-- this little cut on my finger and it stings like crazy! Then I bit my tongue when I was trying to eat the first time and cripes!! I'm trying to prepare myself with a helmet and gloves and I'm seriously considering elbow and knee pads, but still! Everything is stupidly sensitive and fragile and I think I'm gonna die living like this.

This is it. I'm gonna die because someone crammed me into this meatsack body. I am so not ready for this kind of life.

Oh hell I'm leaking red stuff. What does that even mean? Why didn't this body come with an instruction manual?!
attainment: (so please don't give me up)
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[Oh god, what on earth just happened to him.

Well, technically, he knows. He's heard of the phenomenon where people are temporarily "ported out", but he hadn't given much weight to the idea that it could happen to him. And Kotetsu, too, apparently, if his latest network post is anything to go by. (Because of course he would immediately go searching for any recent records of Kotetsu.)

That doesn't make the jarring transition any easier to swallow, though, especially when foisted with all of those raw emotions from home. He'd learned to compartmentalize many of his issues while in Heropa, of course, but it had been born out of necessity while building a new life for himself here. This, though...to go home for a very brief time...so brief it's almost not even worth mentioning to anyone, and yet it was long enough to make his mouth dry and his stomach hurt.

For that reason, he resorts to text.]


Hi,

This is Barnaby Brooks Jr. Apparently, I left for a short time. It was most likely some sort of Porter glitch, or so I've been told.

At any rate, I offer my sincerest apologies for any business I may have left unfinished before my disappearance. Over the next few weeks, I intend to get caught up on my work and bring myself up to speed on anything I may have missed while gone.
[Unlike a certain partner who asked other people to tell him everything...]

Thank you for your time.

[A practical message that gets the job done without revealing too much about himself, just as he intended.]
vaccination: (nostalgic.)
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[Someone is annoyingly energetic today. And bored. So here she is.]

What's the most badass super power? I know some of us come in with powers, and others get them when they're ported in, but you gotta admit--some are better than others. They don't have to be your own.

Me? I think telepathy is cool. Oh! And flying. Flying is definitely the best. Cool power or coolest power? Discuss.

... I guess ice would technically be the coolest power ever, literally, but you know what I mean.

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