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Komasan ([personal profile] monge) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-02-10 01:18 pm


[Grocery shopping has suddenly become an adventure. An adventure Komasan just has to share. With everyone. He's never...actually made a public video post before, but now looks like the best time to start.

He's not very good at it.

The video is upside down.

But at the very least, it's not hard to tell he's in some sort of Valentine's aisle at whatever big name store he decided to walk into today. Cue the freak out.]


L-Look at all this candy, zura~! I...I think it might be chocolate season for the US, zuraaaa~

[They have a chocolate season. They have. A chocolate season. At least if all these chocolate boxes are anything to go by. Komasan has never seen anything like this before in his life. So much red! So many frills! So much beauty.

Eventually he turns the feed back onto himself and everyone will be greeted to a little dog with stars in his eyes. And flames on his forehead. For anyone who hasn't met Komasan yet, that might be a tad startling. Or not, who knows, imPorts are weird.

By some sort of miracle, he manages to turn the feed right side up.]

I'm gonna buy all of it, zuraaaa.

[His voice is a hushed whisper, and soon enough he starts grabbing boxes off of shelves and neatly stacking them into the basket he's been carrying. There's no way there's enough room for obvious reasons, but he can dream.]
superposition: ((beings of strategy))


[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-11 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Komasan, you're a dog.
superposition: ((vulnerability))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-11 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not what I- Chocolate is toxic to dogs! You're going to poison yourself.

[Like, maybe being a youkai or whatever would offset that, but do we really want to take that chance...]
Edited 2016-02-11 19:39 (UTC)
superposition: (What difference does it make?)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-11 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's the exact opposite of science.]

That's not how it works. I mean, there is the possibility that it's less toxic to you as a youkai, but you're still very likely to get very sick.
superposition: (For idle hands to do)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-11 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good job Qubit, you made a small child-like creature cry. Well geez he feels kind of bad now.]

They sell it because it's meant for humans.

... You've actually had chocolate before?
superposition: (And yet you start to recoil)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-11 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You can do that?
superposition: ((the implications))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-11 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heh... you know, it's kind of true.]

Well, that may work. Although if chocolate's never given you trouble before, I don't see why it would start now...

Just to be safe, don't eat too much at once, how's that sound.
superposition: ((but i submit...))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-11 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the ticket! In the meantime, though, don't keep it somewhere the other dogs can get at it. Wouldn't want them getting sick, either.
superposition: (So let it be known)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-12 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah frankly Qubit doesn't either so w/e]

Good, good. In that case, knock yourself out.
superposition: ((you're stronger than you think))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay that actually made him laugh a little.]

No no no, it's an expression. It just means "go for it."
superposition: ((everything you remember))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-02-24 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, thank you, Komasan. That's kind of you.

[He should probably make him something in return, right? What do you get for a tiny youkai, anyway? He'll have to think about that.]