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[mathemagier]

I'm in need of a car mechanic. Talented and very familiar with both dated and modern vehicles. Familiarity with hover technology preferred but not strictly necessary. I'd like to build a custom vehicle from the ground up, and have funds enough to cover both parts and labor, as well as a supplemental ability to assist in the design and construction process.

If interested, please contact me with a brief overview of your credentials for further information, thank you.

Comments

[driftsintobuffetline]

Should advertise this as pimp my ride, though since you don't yet have a ride, I guess that's technically misleading.

SOMEONE MAKE THIS NERD A PIMPIN' RIDE.

[mathemagier]

Yes, thank you, Newton. That aside, I hope we actually have time for this project.

[driftsintobuffetline]

And *I* hope--not to jinx it--that when you finally finish this thing, it doesn't, like, get squashed by a Russian tank or end up collateral damage in one of those city-pulverizing smackdowns that the superheroes seem to favor.

[mathemagier]

Someone will answer for it in that case. But I do intend to have excellent insurance.

[driftsintobuffetline]

LOL I had no doubt that you would.