irassible: (Grayshadow :: (68))
Juroh'ir Zherma :: "Six", the Liberator ([personal profile] irassible) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-05 01:09 pm

[ Audio ]

[ Today's broadcaster: male, young-ish, and openly irritated, which may or may not be a result of a half-hour long struggle with technology and its use, just to get this far. One would assume he had been given the same instruction on how to use the communicator as ever other imPort, but one would also have to assume he'd actually been listening, instead of furiously stewing. ]

I don't want to talk to any of you.

This isn't an excuse to get social with me.

I need information and if you've got it, I'll listen. If not, piss off.

[ With that friendly, rousing introduction, he immediately continues: ]

Why is some parking paid but some isn't? How do you pay it? Why are tickets involved if they're not for travel?

Is "cola" how you poison your enemies?

What is "weefee" and what's it connecting to?

Has there always been one moon here, or did there used to be more?

[ And then, after a long, surly silence: ]

I need recommendations for markets with fresh produce. In bulk.
superposition: ((tight-lipped))


[personal profile] superposition 2016-04-05 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that was rude enough I thought it was going to be something important. Here, try this.

[In text, he includes a link to Google.]
Edited 2016-04-05 23:36 (UTC)
superposition: ((top-of-the-line))

i should probably apologize for this asshole but

[personal profile] superposition 2016-04-06 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's called a search engine. Type your question in the box, hit go, and Google gives you the answer. End result, you waste less of your own time and none of anybody else's. You're welcome.
superposition: (So let it be known)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-04-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Heh - I think you just answered your own question.

More to the point, this is largely a social network. You'll have to forgive people being social on it.
superposition: ((i told you so))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-04-11 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. More of an introvert, are you? Fair enough.

Before I go, though, let me share with you a good use for cola. Get a large bottle of Diet Coke - Diet, specifically, it works best with that - and a sleeve of Mentos, that's a candy. Leave the top off, drop the Mentos in the Coke and see what happens.

Oh, and don't do it indoors.