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Kanaya “ʀᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴛᴏɴᴇ” Maryam ([personal profile] glowsferatu) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-05-15 06:24 pm

013 ♍ VIDEO

[ Kanaya turns on the camera, glancing at a distant point to the side, wearing a great scowl. ]

Have you ever had those days when you've had to empty out your savings to relocate friends whose lives are in active danger?

Well, happy birthday to me.

[ She finally looks at the camera directly, as Ashiah can be seen bumbling across the wall behind her. ] I think it's time to admit I need a new weapon. The Porter recently took the one I've relied upon for years, and this [ She brings her hand up, holding a large knife. ] has proven a feeble replacement. I'd prefer something with more weight and reach, something that can actually deal damage. Motorized, if possible.

So, I'm open to suggestions. If you craft any yourself, sell me on your product. I'm willing to learn something new, but no firearms. They don't agree with my style.
superposition: ((ponders the gate))


[personal profile] superposition 2016-05-15 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of weapon did you use before?

[Motorized, heavy, has reach... that sounds like either a vibrosword or a chainsaw. In either case it would be a lie to say he is not a little concerned here.]
superposition: ((vulnerability))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-05-16 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. [Damn.] Ever consider something a little less... destructive?
superposition: (What difference does it make?)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-05-16 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you need to do damage at that scale in the first place?
superposition: (And why?)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-05-16 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause of a couple minutes as he goes and watches that. He tends to skip over video posts because they take too long, but... good lord. That does it, sometime this week he's gonna write that script to transcribe and keyword these for him.]

That was all without a chainsaw?
superposition: ((william hartnell eat your heart out))

[personal profile] superposition 2016-05-27 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Right, of course. But you caught him, in the end?
superposition: (But now you have gone)

[personal profile] superposition 2016-06-07 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That may be true, but "ending it quickly" creates a whole other kind of mess. More than likely it would have ended with you in jail rather than him, for a start.

Look, Kanaya... if you're ever in a bind, you can give me a call, all right? I want you to know that. Most of the time I can be there immediately.