ohmyclara: (a chest filled with diamonds and gold)
ᴄʟᴀʀᴀ ᴏsᴡᴀʟᴅ ([personal profile] ohmyclara) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-11-21 05:37 pm

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[The feed clicks on, and the voice that follows is astoundingly cheery in comparison to the subject matter.]

So. How would you go about celebrating a birthday and a deathday at the same time, without involving cake or alcohol?

[A beat.]

Asking for a friend.
helpline: (clara no stop that now)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-11-21 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What, no, yes asking for cake!

[ and then, because Clara's going to but in with 'blah blah blah I can't eat' ]

Ask for cake so I can eat the cake. Nothing red velvet please, but I'm rather fond of carrot.

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doubleblind: (Berkelium)

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[personal profile] doubleblind 2016-11-21 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Presents? A day in cuddling? Fireworks? Finding all the best cat videos? Stop me when I pick a good one...

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magnitudes: (೭੧(❛▿❛✿)੭೨)

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[personal profile] magnitudes 2016-11-21 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Morbid two for one, Paddington. We need a better word than "deathday." Mortality liberation day. Glorious Corpsious?
Edited 2016-11-21 22:46 (UTC)

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kryo: (xxxv.)

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[personal profile] kryo 2016-11-21 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you tried a good fuck?

[ It's been days since he was sexually overt on the network and he has a reputation to uphold.

That and he's curious.
]

A deathday?

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doubleblind: (Alkyl)

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[personal profile] doubleblind 2016-11-22 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cosima waves.]

Hello. Girlfriend here. I've got that covered.
fayzedandconfused: (everything's a miracle)

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[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2016-11-21 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you said no cake, but hear me out.

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shutterbugged: (spidey: so then i said)

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[personal profile] shutterbugged 2016-11-21 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I love cake and try to ignore my deathdays, so I dunno if I can help you out there.

[ Did he say deathdays, plural? ]
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exceptfebruary: a thoughtful calendar man checking something that he's pasted on the wall (Take the date seriously)

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[personal profile] exceptfebruary 2016-11-22 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
A birthday is often celebrated with a party. A death anniversary is often marked with a memorial or meal. Either way, a gathering of friends and family. Open presents. Wear black.
helladoomed: (Mmm...no.)

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[personal profile] helladoomed 2016-11-22 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
...We're celebrating death days now?

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pummelgranite: (But I keep holding on and on and on and)

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[personal profile] pummelgranite 2016-11-22 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Celebrating a deathday tickles Persephone. No, she wouldn't be ready to do it for anyone in her circle. But the idea that someone can take their death with irreverence is . . . nice. Keeping out alcohol seems like defeating the whole purpose of a party, but she'll make the best suggestion she can anyway. ]


Karaoke.
defriendzone: (Spoiled and ugly she willing slaughters)

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[personal profile] defriendzone 2016-11-22 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Deathday". Is that really what it sounds like?

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flayjoy: (pic#9976583)

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[personal profile] flayjoy 2016-11-22 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You don't.

[ Well, that was easy. ]

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[personal profile] jacksonian 2016-11-22 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's the most insane thing he's ever heard, but, well - ]

I know a professional event planning firm that can help you.

[ And that will pay him a kickback for pointing business their way, so win-win-win. ]

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notsheepish: (An Egyptian goddess and/or queen?)

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[personal profile] notsheepish 2016-11-22 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Have you considered going on an adventure?

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deadtective: (thirty.)

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[personal profile] deadtective 2016-11-22 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Guilt people into giving you discounts and free shit. You know, like a terminal illness but seasonal.

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acclimatized: (pass it down from kid to kid.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2016-11-22 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
If I was celebrating them, I'd probably give bungee jumping or skydiving a try. Something to get the blood pumping anyway.

[ that guy a few comments up has the right idea, eyyy. ]

Buuut I'm guessing your friend has done stuff like that before?

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allforyuu: cupcake_graphics again (neutral)

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[personal profile] allforyuu 2016-11-22 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
There's always denial.

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[personal profile] latro 2016-11-22 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Get over it and drink already.

[ best advice is best ]

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I'd go to an amusement park and ride all of the roller coasters.

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