infomodder: actual murder messiah will graham (jesus was also a fisherman)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-02 07:31 pm

009 | religieuse | video

[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]

It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.

[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]

Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.

[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
catchacold: :| (ice ice baby)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-03 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Why have I never gotten messages about fish or the ocean?

[Where's the love, man?]

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dirtyredneck: (Neutral Stare (01))

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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
You sent that shit?
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flayjoy: (Default)

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[personal profile] flayjoy 2017-02-03 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Theon doesn't buy that it was "fixed". He still feels that it was 100% on purpose and that he was specifically being targeted. Sad! ]

You wasted my time. For five days.

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pyrogue: (egghead)

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[personal profile] pyrogue 2017-02-03 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
...Fish messages?

[ BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY: DOG ] Who's your friend?

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anxiogenic: (Default)

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[personal profile] anxiogenic 2017-02-03 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Jonathan's call comes in from the Castile's bar - at a quiet time in the afternoon when people are working or walking the dog. A movement of his hand and he's raising a glass in salute of Will's milestone.]

Congratulations on your impending retirement, Will.

[First name basis. Such uncomfortable intimacy! Oooo.]
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darkpants_warmfeeling: (Side)

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[Jacob's smiling in the video, mainly at Gunther.]

I'll spread the word. It's hard to believe you're walking away from the shop, though. Felt like you'd be there forever.

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112ounces: (ate about 112 ounces of AWESOME)

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[personal profile] 112ounces 2017-02-03 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm interested.

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socialactivillain: (never get to fall in love)

[personal profile] socialactivillain 2017-02-03 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't get enough imPort takers, I know several natives who'd be interested. Most of them are homeless, if that's not a problem.

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aggressiveapathy: (pic#5041486)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-02-03 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
You're ruining the burning it for insurance money plan, hun.

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viced: (Blame Canada)

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[personal profile] viced 2017-02-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
You're retiring?

What the fuck are you going to do with all your time?

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slightlyoffchilt: (Gasconading.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-02-03 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Going into hiding?

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textualhealing: (152)

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[personal profile] textualhealing 2017-02-03 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Finally. I could do with an extra pair of hands in the office. Come be my assistant.

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acclimatized: (and the meaning of fate.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-03 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks Will.

It's a shame to hear about the fish shop. Fancy a change?
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raw: (00001001)

[personal profile] raw 2017-02-03 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I like your dog.

[ Completely ignoring the rest of this post. This is the second time this guy has had quality dog content. ]

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wizzardly: (If I turn around what will I see?)

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[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-04 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
- You mean you aren't going to be there anymore?

[he's surprised to feel something very sad at that thought.]

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am_i_a_monster: (bigsmile)

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[Abigail waves to him]

Gunther! Hi! Good boy! Hi to you too, Will.

[She speaks more seriously]

Are you okay?

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huntergames: (girls just wanna have fun)

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[personal profile] huntergames 2017-02-05 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
You know, since you know a lot about fish and the ocean you could write a book when you're officially retired!

[ Like Chilton! Except clearly this is a better topic. ]

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