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Taako ([personal profile] shittywizard) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-09 06:10 pm

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[ A very fashionably dressed, green-skinned elf wearing a dapper, pointy hat over his long blond hair peers over the tops of some neon pink sunglasses to look into the camera. Surprisingly, he doesn't seem all that concerned with how this handheld technological wonder is able to broadcast him live, despite clearly being some sort of fantasy wizard. ]

So, this place is fucking bonkers, huh? One minute, I'm minding my own business, polishing the handle of my Umbra Staff and pretending to listen while some asshole tells me about his fish, and the next thing I know, I'm in some crazy bullshit world with floating battle wagons and way more elevators than could ever possibly be necessary.

On the bright side, I guess I'm a makeup artist now? Which sounds pretty sweet, I guess. Making people nicer to look at and not running all over the world to track down stupid-powerful weapons of mass destruction and almost getting killed every other Thursday? Sign me up! I needed a vacation, anyway.

But here's a really important question for all you listeners out there: who's gonna point Taako in the direction of the nearest day spa? Cha boy's had a hell of a day, and my pocket spa just ain't cutting it.
marriedmedium: (cheers!)

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[personal profile] marriedmedium 2017-02-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
What city are you in, darling? I know several, but I'd hate to direct you to one out of your way.
marriedmedium: (clink!)

[personal profile] marriedmedium 2017-02-15 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, excellent! Toddle on down to Gina's Deluxe Spa, darling, and tell them Sadie Doyle sent you. You'll get the best service.

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snarkbot: (good as gold)

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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-02-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
When you say "polishing your Umbra Staff" I hope that isn't a euphemism for something, sir. There's children on the Network.
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snarkbot: (time flies)

[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-02-10 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
My apologies, sir. I'm sure your umbrella must be very important to you if you polish it regularly.

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airshow: (I realized I waste a lot of time.)

[personal profile] airshow 2017-02-10 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Whaddya got against elevators, huh?
airshow: (My Jello shots are just a bowl of Jello.)

[personal profile] airshow 2017-02-10 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Once bitten, twice shy? Did you get something caught in the door?

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picksthenames: (doubtful)

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[personal profile] picksthenames 2017-02-10 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hold up. Stupid powerful weapons of mass destruction? You don't mean here, right?
picksthenames: (okay dude)

[personal profile] picksthenames 2017-02-11 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Okay good.

Why wouldn't I be able to hear that part of what you said?

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shutterbugged: (spidey: eureka!)

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[personal profile] shutterbugged 2017-02-11 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...Okay, I have to ask about the pocket spa.
shutterbugged: (spidey: over the wall)

[personal profile] shutterbugged 2017-02-11 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we talking about a conveniently travel-sized kit of items to help you relax, or-- [ he makes a vague box-shape with his hands ] --an actual "bigger on the inside" kind of thing?

[ This guy is clearly a wizard and Peter has hopes, okay ]

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whoa sorry

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heliophilic: M- (It's possible I may be trending up)

[personal profile] heliophilic 2017-02-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I don't think there's such a thing as too many elevators.

[M's smirk betrays he's just being a dick. He can't help himself.]
heliophilic: M- (Odd. Software crashing. You go ahead.)

[personal profile] heliophilic 2017-02-12 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
You'd rather walk up a flight of 40 stories?

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wizzardly: Let me get away, Rincewind prayed. ("Don't let him get away!")

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[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-11 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[that's a wizard's hat. On a green person.

With pointy ears.

Not only are wizards and elves completely incompatible on the Disc, but neither of them are ever green (magical mishaps, bad seafood dinners, or unexpected paint baths aside). So Taako's going to have to deal with a similarly pointy-hatted, skinny dude staring in utter bewilderment back at him.


Sorry, hold on. Am I correct in assuming that you're a wizard? You're.... a wizard?
wizzardly: (...We'd all be rich?)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-12 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
The hat, mostly.

Um.

...I couldn't help but also notice your ears.

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h2no: (AND THEN WE'LL SAY HOORAY)

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[personal profile] h2no 2017-02-12 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I have so many questions but I think the most important is-- pocket spa??

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missleadingquestions: (pic#9612500)

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[personal profile] missleadingquestions 2017-02-13 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[oh well YOU sound like all that and a bag of Fun-Size chips]

A makeup artist, huh? Is that what you've got on now, or is the green au natural?

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