lovestoys: (i am perfect)
Axel Walker ([personal profile] lovestoys) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-13 07:43 pm

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Yo, whauppppp party people!

[Axel is currently chilling out on his bed in just his undies because that's how he rolls. Truly he's a sight to admire. Or he thinks he is, given he's bare chesting it on the network. He's been working on his chest lately so behold the slow beginnings of muscle definition.

He might be an awful person but at least his undies are cute? Little duckies are totally manly pant-wise. Fight him.]


While I got an audience, I think it's time we all talked shop a little. Cause it's that time of the year for love and making connections so let's. Man to man. And, I guess, man to woman too. Now, I ain't saying I have any trouble in this area but I'm a little curious, just for arguments sake, what kinda techniques do you guys like to pull hot chicks? I'm talking A grade babes.

[Yes, hot chicks. He knows how to score 'below his belt', that's easy! He uses a wonderful mix of gently breaking them down and implying he's the best they can do.

He wants to get model level here. It's what a terrible dumpster goblin like him deserves - a sexy babe.]


That isn't all neither. Cause I'm like a total a feminist so I wanna hear from hot chicks too. Their side of things. [Cause he totally thinks this is a great way to bait them all out. Yes, yes, come to him, hot chicks. Admire how forward thinking and not at all gross and awful he is.] Like how'd you like a guy to romance you? What's your favourite move? How best can I get you horny? You know, the important stuff. Just how firm should a slap on the ass be cause, you know, guys don't know that kind of thing. We rarely get to experience that side of things unless we're like, you know, flaming or something.

[He shrugs his shoulders and leans back, grinning brightly.] Gimme something good and I'll share some of my moves. I got some good ones. I got a move called 'The Piper' that'll blow your mind.
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-02-13 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the best thing you could do is stop talking. Like, forever.

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metalminded: (but now we're back in the club)

[personal profile] metalminded 2017-02-13 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you considered rethinking your entire attitude towards women?

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cleptes: (pic#9359566)

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[personal profile] cleptes 2017-02-13 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Did something happen to your shirt?

[This reeked of desperation. Bela found it somewhat amusing.]

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lightinside: (402l-024)

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[Just..]
lightinside: (402l-028)

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[personal profile] lightinside 2017-02-13 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Give her a moment.]

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catchacold: -.- (for real?)

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[personal profile] catchacold 2017-02-13 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Where does he even start?

No, seriously. Where does he even start?]


Putting on a shirt would be step one.

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socialactivillain: (but i didn't and i wonder why)

[personal profile] socialactivillain 2017-02-14 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
So you have a cold gun, right? Does it do the whole "encasing people in a mini glacier" thing?

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airshow: (The bet was for naked jumping jacks.)

[personal profile] airshow 2017-02-14 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
He's yours now, right? How do you feel about mandatory "no shirt, no shoes, no service" type rules for all active Rogues?

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helladoomed: (Now what have we here..)

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Holy shit, man.

[Chloe can't even get angry at this, it's just so ridiculous and sad. She's trying not to laugh at the poor guy.]

Okay, so, when you don't get laid on valentines, and you're trying to figure out why? This post.

This is why.

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pyrogue: (playing with fire)

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You almost make me miss Captain Boomerang.

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socialactivillain: (could've said it was in my way)

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I never thought I would miss Digger but here we are.

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caduceusvalkyrie: (Default)

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[personal profile] caduceusvalkyrie 2017-02-13 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Only a feminist when it comes to hot chicks though, right? [Angela looks miffed.]

Maybe have a little more respect for a start, and put a shirt on.
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socialactivillain: (could've said it was in my way)

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Delete this.

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airshow: (I sent an 18 page sext.)

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Yeah, hey, anyone seeing this post? We're not related! Someone took one of my hair clippings and left it in a vat of Axe Body Spray and this is what emerged nine months later. Science is amazing!

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eatsnutsandkicksbutts: (squirrelgirl65)

video, she's in costume!

[personal profile] eatsnutsandkicksbutts 2017-02-14 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I... wow. Wow. I think you've just redefined the word 'dudebro'. Have you ever talked to an actual girl?

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maevelous: ([ 12 ])

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In your case? I'm certain you'd have some success if you paid them.

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mischiefsmith: (pic#11050209)

Video; loki in disguise

[personal profile] mischiefsmith 2017-02-14 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[The god of mischief has been looking for a pawn this Valentine's Day and you. are. it.]

I suppose the firmness of the slap should be directly related to how firmly she should be allowed to slap yours first. You know the saying, ladies first. You should also refer to her as mistress.

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storyseeker: (pic#10657738)

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Yeaaaaaah, you sound like a feminist.

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devoutish: (I hate to pat myself on the back)

[personal profile] devoutish 2017-02-17 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
No troubles in this area, eh? None at all?

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