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mask or menace mods ([personal profile] maskormods) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-20 04:28 pm

THE MAJORITY REPORT: FEBRUARY 20TH, 2016

THE MAJORITY REPORT: FEBRUARY 20TH, 2017
The new imPorts have been inspiring fresh fandoms; NEW fanfiction and art can be found FLOODING the internet. Be sure to shield your eyes if finding your person engaged with others in SAUCEY CONTEXT makes you blush!

DUNGEONS AND BRAGGIN' RIGHTS
As seen on THE NERDIERIST, Bwitter, and Rumblr:
The personable RPG tabletop game MAGIC & MAYHEM will create a SPECIAL EDITION that features imPorts as NPCs (players of the game will create their own "imPort" character in gameplay). The parent company WEST COAST BEST COAST will be asking imPorts for their consent for use of their image reimagined to the game's context. No monetary compensation will be paid, but this is a GREAT opportunity for EXPOSURE!

Speculation of which imPorts will be in the game's new edition has already begun on Rumblr.

DESPERATELY SEEKING SEASONS
As seen on the show ImPortainment Tonight!:
ARE YOU AN IMPORT? Do you have your own idea for a reality television show? Would you like to STAR in that show? Casting Call company UCCY INC is taking pitches and audition videos RIGHT NOW. Get it, girl!

VOCAL MOVEMENT
As seen in American entertainment news and social media, particularly music websites and publications:
The world of imPort entertainment received a shakeup this month with the announcement that the heavy metal band COUNTDOWN will be disbanding, effective immediately, due to the sudden departure of its lead signer and frontman Count Dooku.

The Count gave no explanation for his decision to leave the band beyond stating that “I have said all that I wanted to say through this artistic medium. To prolong it for commercial reasons would be crass and inorganic.”

Count Dooku also provided no indication of what his next career move would be, but rumours have linked him to a narrator role on the upcoming NBSea television documentary Secrets of the Sea Lions. Meanwhile, devoted Countdown fans have expressed shock and dismay at the unexpected end of the band, and an online campaign is underway to persuade Count Dooku to reconsider breaking up the band.
When asked for comment on her bandmate’s decision, now-former Countdown bassist Cynthia Sin only swore at the reporter before leaving for an important appointment at the local career counseling office.

THE SUN'LL COME UP... ON WEDNESDAY
As seen on the Weather Channel:
We're in for some intense thunderstorms in De Chima this Monday and Tuesday evening. Lots of bizarre lightning predicted! If you're thinking about having a night on the town, you might want to think again! It isn't going to be pleasant, folks.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from GRAY to MAROON. FIVE people voted for this code, that's why.

WANT TO SUBMIT TO THE MAJORITY REPORT?
The Majority Report comes out the 10th and 20th of every month. You may find details and submit here. The cut-off time is 12:01 AM PST on the 9th and the 19th for the corresponding dates.
shittywizard: (More like "Wankins"!)

[personal profile] shittywizard 2017-02-21 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
It just feels right to sign up.

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helpline: (fistpump)

[personal profile] helpline 2017-02-21 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
you bet the Doctor's signing up. As for suggestions, WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD. "but the campaign might not be medieval themed" who cares, he wants to be a wizard.

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rathercommon: (m'fucker)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-02-21 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Permission granted in return for promises from the artists that they will sit down with representatives from a local women's studies department and consult with them over whether the artwork depicts women in a misogynistic way. No butt-and-boob poses, and they have the rights to her image.
exceptfebruary: Calendar Man leaning forward with his fingers pressed against the glass (All the rest have thirty one)

[personal profile] exceptfebruary 2017-02-21 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
You know what Calendar Man loves? ATTENTION. Immortalize him in tabletop, WEST COAST BEST COAST.
picksthenames: (I made this)

[personal profile] picksthenames 2017-02-21 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sign him up, bro!
aggressiveapathy: <user name=nuv0le-rapide site=livejournal.com> (pic#2868693)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-02-21 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sorcerer / evil ranger

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slightlyoffchilt: (Whimsy.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-02-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
An academic mage.

The nerd.
monge: (🍦|| Here comes a special boy)

[personal profile] monge 2017-02-21 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
What could possibly go wrong?

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darkpants_warmfeeling: (Salute)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-02-21 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Jacob will volunteer to be a Fighter-type character!

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compensates: (Default)

[personal profile] compensates 2017-02-21 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
anything except a dwarf, thanks

(let's be real he doesn't 100% understand what he's signing up for)
wizzardly: (May I be of assistance?)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-21 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Wiz(z)ard, of course.

...and it's Rincewind's helpful suggestion that he be, specifically, Archchancellor. This is probably the only medium in the only universe that would ever let that happen.

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dirtyredneck: (Default)

[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-21 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Calendar Man signed up? Daryl's signing up. His NPC needs to be someone that uses a crossbow and rides a badass animal into battle.

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mathemagier: I have a cane (Excuse me?)

[personal profile] mathemagier 2017-02-21 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
No preferences, only curious

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baetiful: ([ 18 ])

[personal profile] baetiful 2017-02-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Make sure to keep the mockingbird motif.
khaleesipls: (shit shit)

[personal profile] khaleesipls 2017-02-21 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Now in the right place. Not to be outdone by Tyrion and Baelish.

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thevictoriandetective: (Default)

[personal profile] thevictoriandetective 2017-02-21 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sherlock thinks it's absolutely ridiculous and silly, but he's also secretly curious and his ego prompts him, so he's signing up, discreetly, of course.

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heckblazer: (W H A T)

[personal profile] heckblazer 2017-02-21 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
The only conceivable way John would agree to this is if he was very, very drunk, but...
Edited 2017-02-21 04:40 (UTC)

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admemoriam: (i won't put white into your hair)

i apologize deeply

[personal profile] admemoriam 2017-02-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[It sounds like someone's had a little too much caffeine.]

Okay, okay, but hear me out - thirty minutes, and it's just, like, something totally different every episode. I mean, what's more real than inconsistency? Like, one week I'm making mashed potatoes, and the next I'm just teaching skateboard tricks, and then there's a whole episode where I'm just following a dog around. Stuff I'd normally be doing, you know? You never know what's coming - just like reality. And it could be called, like... I don't know, something. That part's not important. But that's what reality TV's been missing, right? Something totally unscripted. Like, normal everyday stuff. Just a guy with a camera and some dogs and some mash potatoes.

[It's a better idea than the chicken truck, at least.]

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textualhealing: (052)

voice;

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Woooowww. I hiatus my show and suddenly they're desperate to fill the void of my awesomeness.

Nice try, but a reality show just ain't gonna fill they gaping sense of loss. Just watch my re-runs, or better yet, buy my DVDs.
helpline: (kind of disgruntled)

permavoice!

[personal profile] helpline 2017-02-21 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Is yours the one with the dog?

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mathemagier: it's this asshole (Would you just)

code switch

[personal profile] mathemagier 2017-02-21 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come now; you're not even trying anymore.
heckblazer: (looking back)

[personal profile] heckblazer 2017-02-21 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I still haven't forgiven them for nailing me with the "lime" code last month, personally. har har.

[ he's also a lying liar that eats the attention for breakfast. ]
shifting: (Worn out)

video;

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Great. The last thing I need's a blackout durin' a busy dinner shift.

If any electricity-powered people are available to be on stand-by at Merlotte's Monday and Tuesday evening, you'll get a bar tab on me.
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rathercommon: (delighted)

video;

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I haven't got electricity, but I can light up, if you'd like.

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timecapture: rpicongallery on Tumblr ([Curious] A new kind of conversation.)

[personal profile] timecapture 2017-02-26 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Max is signing herself up for M&M shenanigans. (Hey, she's a geek. Leave her alone.)