oceanthief: (she said i hate the rain)
Lapis ♦ Lazuli ([personal profile] oceanthief) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-25 10:05 pm

06 | video

[the feed is set to video, but Lapis seems only nominally interested in achieving a steady recording of her face. she's turned it on for another purpose, and the quality of everything else up until that point is really unimportant to her. at least gems don't have naturally shaky hands, even if the camera keeps trailing off into nothing now and then before she rights it, almost absent-mindedly.]

How long are you supposed to wait to be sure that someone's been ported out? I've seen people say stuff like 'a while', but humans and gems don't really seem to have the same idea of what a long time actually is.

I haven't seem someone who lives in this house with me for - [shit, fuck. Lapis' expression stutters into hesitance as she realizes that she has no idea how long she's been not seeing him, nor does she remember any useful earth calendar terms beyond month and year.] - I haven't really seen him lately. But he's kind of stupid and scared of me, so I don't know if that's on purpose or not.

[she gives a lopsided shrug, as if to say 'what can you do?' humans were a crazy weird little species, and she's given up trying to fix their misconceptions on a lot of things. if Hyunsoo wanted to think she was out to kill him, let him. he was the one looking dumb, not her.]

...I've got something else to ask, too.

[this is the reason that she'd switched the video on. Lapis' nose scrunches in a cross between disgust and bafflement before she swings the camera around to zero in on - the fridge?

without further ado, a little blue hand sneaks back into frame to swing the refrigerator door open. have you ever seen food left to its own devices for a little over a month, imPorts? if not, here's your prime chance to some front row seats because that is exactly what this fridge is full of.

clearly it's been a while since Hyunsoo was last here.]


Is food supposed to look like that?
dachizone: (eehhhhhhhhhhhh????)

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[personal profile] dachizone 2017-02-26 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow! She's blue! And so is that food!]

That's food?
dachizone: (YOU KILLED THE MUPPETS?)

[personal profile] dachizone 2017-02-26 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
You do! But when it looks like...that! [Then it starts looking like his roommates cooking.]

You can't eat it if it changes colour! Or grows fur! [.....wait a second...]

Have you been eating it while it's like that??!!!?

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disguarded: all credit to starboard over at insanejournal (How barbaric.)

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[personal profile] disguarded 2017-02-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, look! It's someone who could possibly match Lapis in energy and emotion!]

I don't know about the first question, I'm sorry, but food like that is usually too rotted for humans to eat safely.
disguarded: (Like lots of professional athletes.)

[personal profile] disguarded 2017-02-26 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure. There are a lot of foods I've never seen before, but those look like familiar ones, only rotten.

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sasaeru: (40)

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[personal profile] sasaeru 2017-02-26 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
... Regardless of whether or not your housemate is in this world or not, that level of spoiled is probably a health hazard.

They aren't supposed to look like that at all unless you meant to create a jungle of mold in your house.
sasaeru: (22)

[personal profile] sasaeru 2017-02-26 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not so.. fuzzy, or grey.

I don't know if he'll be back to care, but it's still probably best to clean it.

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mischiefsmith: (pic#8543976)

[personal profile] mischiefsmith 2017-02-26 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well according to some Midgardian laws, the rule of thumb is you can declare a person missing after 24 hours. I suppose it's safe to assume that, if you've not seen hide nore hair of this roommate of yours after 24 hours, then they are, indeed, no longer here. I could be wrong.

[And he's been wrong before, but it's not known to happen often. Prove him wrong.

And now on to the abomination that is the food in the refrigerator. Wow, what a hellacious disservice to the world of mortal foods. It's truly horrific, which is why Loki ought to have fun with it.]


I am sitting on this side of the camera, I cannot rightly tell, you'll have to smell it to be certain.
mischiefsmith: (pic#8543927)

[personal profile] mischiefsmith 2017-02-26 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...well if the sun has come up and gone down once and the moon has risen and faded into the dawn thereafter then you are probably safe in assuming they are gone.

[Loki can be more specific if you like.]

We'll go with potetncy. If there is a very strong smell then it's likely bad, if it smells mild in there, then you should be alright.

[You're definitely not alright.]

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mischiefsmith: (pic#8543976)

[personal profile] mischiefsmith 2017-02-26 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
What about pyrite?

[Loki's an ancient being who's done his fair share of interdimensional travel, he's not easily diswayed.]
voicelessresistance: (Hmm.)

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[personal profile] voicelessresistance 2017-02-26 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
From what I have read, people sometimes come back months after they left, but it's rare.

If it's been more than a few weeks, they're probably gone.
voicelessresistance: (Eyes of a song.)

[personal profile] voicelessresistance 2017-02-26 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably.
He may have friends or family who want his things, though.

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h2no: (AND BURIED DEEP AWAY)

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[personal profile] h2no 2017-02-27 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yyyyyikes! I don't know that guy but I can basically smell that stuff from here! You might as well burn the entire fridge at this rate...
h2no: (AND THEN WE'LL SAY HOORAY)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-02-27 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What? I don't mean literally! I just mean it's gonna need a real deep cleaning before it's saf--

Wait.

What have you been eating?

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am_i_a_monster: (Default)

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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-02-28 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
If he's scared of you, give him some space.

And no, food shouldn't look like that. Not if you're planning to eat it. It might work as compost.
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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-02-28 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
It must smell bad too.

Are his things in your way?

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