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ѕarιѕѕa "cнaoѕ laвrador" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm

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G'day g'day, this is Sarissa Theron, local hero and devastatingly good looking rural.

( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )

I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,

( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?

( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )

I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.

( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
coppelganger: (losing my edge)

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[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-02-26 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sarah opens her mouth. She closes her mouth. She takes a deep breath, about to speak, and then stops herself. She closes her eyes, squeezes them shut really, and finally, after a long silence, forces herself to ask a question she already knows the answer to. ]

Is that our yard?

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doubleblind: (Asparagine)

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[personal profile] doubleblind 2017-02-26 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Cosima is grinning wildly, looking like she's about to abandon everything she was doing and make her way to Sarissa's house immediately.]

Name that after female scientists who were underappreciated in their time.
Edited 2017-02-26 04:12 (UTC)

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puppydoctor: (✚ it's hard to keep the rainclouds out)

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[personal profile] puppydoctor 2017-02-26 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[In a tone eerily similar to one that's already replied to this post - ]

Is that you and Sarah's yard?

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-02-26 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hammy Davis Jr, Piggie Smalls, Boary Williams, Linkin Pork, Sarah Jessica Porker, the Notorious P.I.G., Jean-Luc Pigcard.

[ this coming from the guy who says he hates puns. ]

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Oh, Rory's good enough for a piglet, but there's no "Clara Hogswald"? I see how it is.

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disguarded: (Right to tech support.)

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[personal profile] disguarded 2017-02-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Helpfully, Twice supplies a link to a random pig name generator.]

I don't know any pig names. Here are someone else's suggestions.

[She is also currently rummaging through some clothes hanging in a closet, with her communicator propped up on a shelf or something?]

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[personal profile] helladoomed 2017-02-26 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
You gotta name one of them Bacon.

[She was fully prepared to present an entire list of pork based foods as names here. But Bacon was clearly first.]

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flayjoy: (pic#9976621)

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[personal profile] flayjoy 2017-02-26 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Have you considered naming them "dinner"?

[ Ohhh, Theon, no. Get used to the modern world already, goddammit. ]

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deadtective: (eighty-four.)

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[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-26 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Waddles.

[the great thing about your former sitcom feud nemesis and her entire family porting out is that there's literally no one around to call you on suggesting what is basically a memorial to her in the only way she'd have wanted. god bless the Porter.]

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[personal profile] akito 2017-02-26 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
What about Hambo?


I heard that pigs poop a lot, ne? You might be able to make fertilizer out of it to sell and support feeding them.

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Can I get a couple of them off of you? Or just a boy maybe? Them're harder to get a hold of than breeding females.

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[personal profile] nastygram 2017-02-26 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow check your hick ass out

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hardedged: (as I so often do)

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[personal profile] hardedged 2017-02-26 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
How the hell did you — [ an aggravated huff. ]

Forget it. I don't wanna know.

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[personal profile] ret2go 2017-02-26 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Name one Chris P. Bacon!

it is just fine!

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divaricate: spammich @ dw (✘ been dead as a disco)

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[personal profile] divaricate 2017-02-27 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[And here's Wanda, smiling at the image of the cute piglets.]

Aw, they're so cute.

[ /CHINHANDS. ]

I can bring you some fruit and veggies for them. [Who wouldn't help out cute little piglets, ok?]

Name suggestions? Jedan, dva, tri, četiri, pet, šest, sedam, osam, devet. [Those are literally just the numbers one through nine in Sokovian. Wanda is terrible at naming things, but at least she knows it.]

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