puppydoctor: (✚ things you've told him all along)
ᴅʀ. ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇ ᴏ'ᴍᴀʟʟᴇʏ ✚ ([personal profile] puppydoctor) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-26 07:37 pm

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[A brief but official Public Service Announcement, from your local brand-new Autopsy Technician.]

Whoever's been calling the morgue asking to buy bodies? We legally can't sell them to you, and it's getting really annoying and creepy, so just stop.

... Please.
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683 (12))

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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-02-27 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
If it's a special need for their survival they can actually get them.

Usually from research laboratories, I don't know if regular morgues can do the same.
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727664)

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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-02-27 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hm- Didn't think they would.

It's probably a prank call, though.

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helladoomed: (Just chillin')

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[personal profile] helladoomed 2017-02-27 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Huh. George. Chloe hadn't known he was back, actually. Which she guessed wasn't strange since she didn't live with Sarah anymore, but...still.]

...You gotta at least be having fun with those callers right? I mean, you could string 'em along a bit.
helladoomed: (Hmm)

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[personal profile] helladoomed 2017-02-27 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Chloe just snickered at that.]

Hey.

When'd you turn up again?

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deadtective: (thirty-one.)

permatext

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Who the hell buys bodies when you can just get 'em for free? Fucking amateurs.
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-28 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
A medical professional with a guilty conscience, if that's what you fucking jump to right off the bat. I'm talking about grave robbing, dumbass.

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morethan084: (yikes)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-02-27 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't even want to know why they want them.
morethan084: (confused/listening)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-02-28 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Since when were you working in a morgue anyway?

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acclimatized: (falling down like dominos.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-27 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry about that. I'll pass the message along.

[ naturally he assumes it's sherlock. ]

Welcome back by the way.
acclimatized: (that i'm not afraid to use.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-28 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
No, but I can take a guess.

[ especially since his culprit is asking about feet. ]

When did you get back?

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thevictoriandetective: (Really now?)

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[personal profile] thevictoriandetective 2017-02-27 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
What's your price on parts? I'm sure you've got unwanted feet lying about.
thevictoriandetective: (Agressive deduction)

[personal profile] thevictoriandetective 2017-02-28 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
They're dead, they're not using them. They're just going to end up in the ground as a waste. If people care so much they can stick a wooden leg under their clothes for the funeral.

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sleight_of_hand: (Feeling queasy...)

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[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-02-28 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
...............
Seriously?
Gross.

If they keep calling, let me know. I'll investigate.
sleight_of_hand: (Feeling queasy...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-03-02 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Still gross.
Still creepy.
I'm sure if it's a native, having an imPort PI knock on their door will be more than enough to get them to stop.

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am_i_a_monster: (Default)

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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-02-28 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Did they tell you why they wanted the bodies?
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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-03-01 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's hope he didn't find another way of getting bodies.

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