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Kidou Yuuto ([personal profile] tacticianing) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-04-05 10:20 pm

4gou, anonymous text

I need advice on how to safely encourage an alligator to leave.

[While this is anonymous, anyone who's looking in the direction of Heropa 32 can see there's a fairly large alligator chilling on the sidewalk close to the front door. That might be what this is about.]
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[personal profile] deadtective 2017-04-06 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Clip affordable apartments for rent outta the newspaper and leave it around the house where he can see it.
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[personal profile] deadtective 2017-04-06 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
There's nothing more motivating than your own space, dude.

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[personal profile] matataku 2017-04-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps someone in Heropa is skilled in animal control.

Or you could lure it away with some food. In the end, we all succumb to our stomachs.


Please be careful.
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[personal profile] matataku 2017-04-06 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Kidou-kun??

Perhaps it'll go away on it's own. They need water, don't they?


[You're not built on a swamp either, so...it's gotta go do alligator things.]

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[personal profile] resipiscent 2017-04-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He wasn't even looking at the network. Riku leaves his house with the intention of just heading to the store, so he's got his dog on a leash tagging along at his heels, but as soon as he turns down the road in that direction and realizes he's walking toward an alligator?

Why?]
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[personal profile] resipiscent 2017-04-10 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He gets a glimpse of him and sighs gently. Riku turns on his heel, delivering Shiro back to the house, then heads back over a little closer. It's Florida, so he should have expected this, and yet.... he didn't, not really.]

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[personal profile] sasaeru 2017-04-06 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Can the alligator speak?
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[personal profile] sasaeru 2017-04-14 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
If it could, your task would be much simpler.

You could possibly bait it away, or frighten it with noises.
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[personal profile] hombrenuevo 2017-04-06 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
That's easy!
Buy a whole chicken
Dangle it on a string and lead him out!

Just be really careful
They have a long reach when they are hungry


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[personal profile] hombrenuevo 2017-04-07 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
umm I don't know actually
Ive never fed an alligator before
But I've seen them attack!
They are very fast

Maybe you can throw the chicken out your door?
It might run after it!
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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-04-06 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
You call the authorities and animal control.
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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-04-07 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they have their own, but alligators in our lawns isn't something I'm familiar with.

But this is Florida, after all. They are probably used to things like this.
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[personal profile] goawayhumans 2017-04-06 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask him politely.
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[personal profile] goawayhumans 2017-04-06 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ in a tone of voice that implies 'surely the human cannot be THAT STUPID....' ]

Have you tried asking him politely?

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[personal profile] 23wishes 2017-04-06 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
why not lure it away with food?

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[personal profile] pluviae 2017-04-06 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Singing to it may be a good last resort if all else fails!

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