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crowley ([personal profile] sideless) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-04-11 02:31 pm

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Hey so.

[ Crowley's face appears on camera for a moment before she turns it around, displaying the inside of a bar that seems to be in the middle of an epic fight. ]

I left a bottle of vodka in there? And like, half the jocks are kind of looking for me inside so I can't very well sneak back in and grab it, can I? I swear to god, it's like everyone's on a hair trigger around these parts.

[ The camera goes back to Crowley and now people might notice she has a small cut on her left cheek, as well as some glass on her hair. Wait, was that a broken window facing outside the bar? ]

Tell you what, first person that nabs it gets to drink half and I'll buy another one, because I know how to say thanks. Hmm? Any takers?

Also anybody knows any good bars? Asking for a friend.
notgneiss: (what is brown and furry?)

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[personal profile] notgneiss 2017-04-11 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I care not about this alcohol, but I'm always happy to break humans en mass.

[that's... close enough, right.]

I would ask it to give me the location of this brawl. It will be ended swiftly.
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[personal profile] notgneiss 2017-04-12 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
In my experience, they tend to keep throwing themselves at me until they're dead.

[no, those are the literal demons.]

Would this city not be better off if they were removed from the human society? They seem like awful louts.
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[personal profile] notgneiss 2017-04-12 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The fools fighting. Humans that fight each other in bars are never known for their... worth.

[then again, shale would find a reason for every human to be completely worthless. existing, for example.]

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notsheepish: (An Egyptian goddess and/or queen?)

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[personal profile] notsheepish 2017-04-12 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, boy... Another one.]

Bars, yes. Going in there, no.
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[personal profile] notsheepish 2017-04-12 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, that sure doesn't have any weird baggage attached to it at all!]

Um, yeah. I know a few. If you can stand being thirsty for a couple more weeks, I'll be opening my own... well, not a bar, but a restaurant with a bar.

If not, I might still be able to give a recommendation or two. What kind of place are you looking for?
notsheepish: (Your idiot is showing.)

[personal profile] notsheepish 2017-04-12 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Insert a joke here about new arrivals traveling with baggage.]

Well, there's a place in Maurtia Falls that's literally called "Bar and Peace." If that's not a good omen for avoiding a fight, I don't know what is.

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[personal profile] reexamined 2017-04-12 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe most might be like "oh hey, it's you again," but not him!! Because it's obvious.]

That would be a bad idea. It would be more cost efficient to just buy a new bottle. The estimated price for a new one is between thirteen to twenty-seven dollars, depending on quality.
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[personal profile] reexamined 2017-04-12 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[No thanks.]

It's K-2SO. I know you're doing that on purpose.

The "fun" would be in saving your money.

[He can't really talk. He spent some of his money already on a stupid hat.]
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[personal profile] reexamined 2017-04-13 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It means something to you I don't understand. I want to know what that is.

[ what the fuck is spanish. ]

You're free to make your own poor decisions, if that's what you constitute as "living in the moment."

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[personal profile] doubleblind 2017-04-13 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Holy watershed.

[It's not an answer to her questions, but it's definitely someone who looks identical to her staring back, looking surprised and excited.]

I mean, hey. Not sure I'd be the most effective help for you...
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You already met Sarah?
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Educational enough that you'll know what I mean if I tell you that Sarah and I are sisters?

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notsheepish: (Dang you got a sexy booty.)

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[personal profile] notsheepish 2017-04-13 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
The porter really likes you guys, huh?
notsheepish: (Your fault for deciding to be straight.)

[personal profile] notsheepish 2017-04-14 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
With this cocky attitude? I dunno...
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Oh come on, you know we're the coolest...

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