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Jeffrey Tobias Winger ([personal profile] textualhealing) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-05-01 03:24 am

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Fanfics.

We've all read them, don't even try to deny it. Some of us might have written them in the past (I've dabbled, ngl. They were amazing pieces of art.)

I already know the weird shit that fans can come up with, but what I really wanna know is your favorite ones. Give me the best pairings, the oddest settings and the hella creepy "plots" that are out there.

No fic is too NSFW or too weird for me to read.

I guess now is also the perfect time to mention I'm on the look out for imPort staff. Those familiar with law, paralegals, even just people real good at answering phones tbh. I won't get you to look up creepy fanfics for me, I swear. I might email you the good ones tho, but I don't see any downside in that.
infomodder: translator's note: keikaku means plan (just according to keikaku)

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[personal profile] infomodder 2017-05-01 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
that one where you're a mermaid
infomodder: unless those friends are hannibal lecter, then you lose EVERYTHING (ya don't lose when ya lose fake friends)

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[personal profile] infomodder 2017-05-01 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
there are probably ones where you aren't a merman

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thevictoriandetective: (Can't explain)

[personal profile] thevictoriandetective 2017-05-01 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I still cannot believe people waste precious hours of their ever-shortening lives writing stories about us.

On that note, a fan once sent me a story where I was a dragon and John was a fairy.

They may have been clinically insane.
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acclimatized: (simmer and suffer.)

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You can't say I didn't warn you.

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foreshadower: Tony Harris. (A lot more interesting)

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[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-05-01 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
I recently learned what the term "mpreg" means!

[ said with all the enthusiasm of am old person who is delighted with this fact. Think yaoi dad. ]

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acclimatized: ('cause you're a criminal.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-05-01 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're weirdly obsessed with this.

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inmyothertights: (Billy - god damn it Loki)

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the first rule of fandom is you don't bring up fandom on the network

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itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-01 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
you wrote some? i want to read it

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23wishes: (💐 heh)

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think that's bad? ever seen import doujinshi?

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nastygram: (C:\interwingled)

text; username dh4z3

[personal profile] nastygram 2017-05-02 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
dude

are you seriously trawling for pornfic of YOURSELF

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pillz: (squint)

[personal profile] pillz 2017-05-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
im on my 14th chapter of ym daenerys targaryen fic
is pretty famous man
i got my own fanartists & shit
tehy keep making her tits 2 big & i start flame wars abot that but its oging pretty good
helpin my self-esteem

cw sexual vulgarity

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marriedmedium: (clink!)

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[personal profile] marriedmedium 2017-05-04 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh! Ooh! I like the ones about how Sadie is classy, well-dressed and everyone's favorite drinking friend!

[These stories may or may not exist.]

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accelerate: (pic#10685482)

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[personal profile] accelerate 2017-05-04 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ now this is something barry's glad has transcended the multiverse and seems to exist everywhere. ]

"Dobby stretches, sir."

One of the best things I've ever read, man. Give it a Pulitzer.

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