continuousgroaning: (uhm okay...)
Tina Belcher | Bob's Burgers ([personal profile] continuousgroaning) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-05-04 05:27 pm

1. impor-Tina [Video + Text]

[Once Tina had had everything explained to her, she intended to do... something. Maybe not give a great big speech, but at least say hello, meet the people she'd be living and working with. However, the stage fright kicks in and all that comes out of her mouth is an uncertain groaning noise.]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[She shuts up then, and switches to text.]

sorry, I get horrible stage fright sometimes. i guess here it's even worse because I wouldn't think of myself as being superhero material. especially when my powers are

that I can cook really well and pass through things?

And I have a job at a jeans factory, which doesn't fit with either of those. am I at least in good company?

oh, my name's Tina :)
h2no: (TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX)

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[personal profile] h2no 2017-05-04 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[are you kidding is this stupid kid even ten years old goddamnit]

AIN'T THERE A LAW AGAINST HIRING KIDS IN JEANS FACTORIES?
I GUESS NOT.
YEAH, YOU ARE. WE ALL GOT WEIRD JOBS!

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fayzedandconfused: (i want you to know)

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[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2017-05-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh it's another kid! ]

Hey, phasing is pretty cool! And cooking is always gonna come in useful.

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am_i_a_monster: (Default)

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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-05-04 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I'm not superhero material either.

Cooking well is an awesome power to get.
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dirtyredneck: (Action Confused (1))

[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-05-04 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Your superpower is to cook really good? That mean if you tried to cook a clam bake, it'd come out awesome even if you had

[Shit, he can't write 'shit' can he? He doesn't know this kid. 'Crap' probably wouldn't be good either...]

terrible ingredients?

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dumbfound: (We were in your basement)

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[personal profile] dumbfound 2017-05-05 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Cooking sounds like a really good power though?

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foreshadower: Tony Harris. (I am a dark and sinister man)

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[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-05-05 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
You have a cooking power?

[ Color him very interested. ]

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slightlyoffchilt: (Corrective.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-05-05 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Stage fright exhibited on the Network is a first.

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resipiscent: (check out my specs bro)

[personal profile] resipiscent 2017-05-05 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You aren't required to be a superhero, though.

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hellrisen02: (Readying to bury your father and mother)

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[personal profile] hellrisen02 2017-05-05 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a quiet chuckle, belonging to an older man's voice.]

Porter still brings civvie kids in, huh? Some things never change.

You good or you need any help, kiddo?

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380s: (prison vogue)

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[Why does this place keep dumping kids on their own?]

Superheroes are overrated around here

[Or anywhere, really.]

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ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683(87))

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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-05-05 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Cooking is a great power. You can feed yourself and others.

But many get strange jobs, you can always try to find a better and more fitting one. Maybe as a cook?

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bindsthedead: (art-speech)

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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2017-05-05 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, both of those are useful powers? A lot of imPorts can't cook, and passing through things is a power that can keep you safe.
tacticianing: (Hmm)

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[personal profile] tacticianing 2017-05-06 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's good to meet you, Tina.

Rest assured. This world's insistence on calling everyone a superhero has nothing to do with whether or not you are one. Don't let that pressure you into anything. The powers you have are useful ones. Moreso on a regular basis than ones meant for battle.

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lasersounds: (Little better ev'ry day)

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Woah, you okay? [Because wow, that groaning was a bit concerning--even if it was just a result of stage fright.]

I'd say you're in good company--for the most part. We're all a pretty friendly bunch.

And I have to give you props, most people freak out when they first get here.

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aggressiveapathy: <user name=nuv0le-rapide site=livejournal.com> (pic#2868681)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-05-07 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
you can pass through walls
who needs a job

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[personal profile] khajidont 2017-05-08 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I get stage fright too. It really sucks, doesn't it?

[ For once, he's not just trying to make a kid feel better (although he is trying to do that). He does get awful stage fright, and, well, uncertain groaning is never out of the question. ]

Trust me, though, cooking really well is a superpower that most actual superheroes definitely don't have, so you've already got a leg up on them. My name's Jaime. It's nice to meet you! :)

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hellosirs: (SUSPICIONS RISING...)

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[ More kids! ]

I guess you could think of the cooking as, um... super life skills?

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Ooh, a cook? How is your quiche lorraine?

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kestreldawn: ([pensive] somebody's watching me)

[text] i wanna die holy shit tina

[personal profile] kestreldawn 2017-05-09 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
videos are sort of daunting. text is often better.

those seem like useful skills. have you just arrived?

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[personal profile] andtherevolution 2017-05-09 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
hey! i think we met a couple days ago. with the import fans, remember?

[wait, would Tina remember her? She sends the message, but follows up immediately with a video reply]

I was the girl who did this.

[She moves the camera away from her face to her hand, and shows herself phasing it in and out of the headboard of her bed. Just in case the bubblegum colored hair wasn't enough to make her stand out.]

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