ididntsaybanana: (fuckstar mcfuckerton here now LIVE)
Kumon Kaito ( 駆紋 戒斗 ) ([personal profile] ididntsaybanana) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-05-05 09:33 pm

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[ all you see on the screen is a turtle in this walking on a leash, waddling along the streets of heropa at her own pace. if you're in heropa you can probably watch in person, but hey there's a video feed for it too so everyone gets to watch ]

Turtles are way too feisty if you don't walk them daily.

[ is the voice behind the turtle waddling forward. it's a man's voice, low and deep. and you can see glimpses of his classy shoes as he walks alongside the turtle who, at times, waddles back to his shoes and bumps her head against the tips of them as if to tell her owner to hurry the hell up ]

And they're bossy as fuck.

[ after that's said, the video finally pans to kaito. he has a disgruntled look on his face but not towards the turtle, moreso at the fact that he's being bossed around by her ]

Take my advice, never get a female turtle for a pet.
orangeyaglad: (Pickle popcorn exists?!)

[personal profile] orangeyaglad 2017-05-06 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[really, what are the odds you WOULDN'T run into Kouta, who loves running (actually running, and jogging) all around Heropa? so low. especially since we are connected by our inhumanity]

What are you doing to that poor thing?
orangeyaglad: (Actually the worst coffeeshop AU.)

[personal profile] orangeyaglad 2017-05-06 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but dressed up like that?
orangeyaglad: (Quelle surprise a dick in a bag.)

[personal profile] orangeyaglad 2017-05-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
She's a turtle, so she's cold-blooded. Of course she's gonna be cold. It's warm out though, she oughta be fine.

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dachizone: (YOU KILLED THE MUPPETS?)

[personal profile] dachizone 2017-05-06 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[You are so obedient to the turtle its so weird]

When did you get her that outfit?

Or the leash?

.......When did you start taking her out on walks?
dachizone: (i read all the goosebumps books)

[personal profile] dachizone 2017-05-06 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Because she doesn't want to be my friend and avoids me!

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am_i_a_monster: (amusedsmile)

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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-05-06 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That's adorable. I think she wants you to move faster. Not what I would have expected from a turtle.
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[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-05-07 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Fun and a lot of work?

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[personal profile] orphangirl 2017-05-07 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Why did you get a female turtle for a pet? Would a male be different?
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[personal profile] orphangirl 2017-05-08 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why did that matter?

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ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10592266)

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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-05-07 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You have her on a leash? Wouldn't it be easier to bring her to some green area and let her walk as she likes?
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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-05-08 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he doesn't doubt it's not safe. But it's hella unusual. And he'd think a turtle is much easier to deal with - and carry - than a dog. ]

You say it like she has superpowers.

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darted: (somehow this blade  can get things done)

[personal profile] darted 2017-05-08 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
That actually sounds like my kind of pet. Can't you just walk him inside the house? [ They can't move too fast now... so walking them would be exhausting. ]
darted: (what is even going on w her hair here)

[personal profile] darted 2017-05-08 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
How much time out of your day does it take to walk her? [ Mai is so confused. ]

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