idesof: kicks seven devils to the curb (sympathy for the devils)
Jᴀᴍᴇs Pᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ Mᴀʀᴄʜ (Tʜᴇ Mᴀsᴛᴇʀ) ([personal profile] idesof) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-05-09 10:23 pm

002; video

[Video opens on the lobby of a hotel in art deco styling before James Patrick March comes into frame, wearing a tuxedo with a black cravat instead of any bowtie. He takes a look around before standing in what he seems to assume is the middle of the frame...before rethinking this and taking a few steps to the side. The camera follows. This puts him at the front desk. He puts a hand out to strike a relaxed sort of pose that definitely isn't a pose but looks like a pose that is trying so hard not to be one.]

How do I look?

[The camera man's voice is recognizable to those who have been to the Castile before, a particularly foul-mouthed bellhop who has a different name every time you ask.]

Freakishly overdressed. Like always.

Thank you. Please, tell me when you're about to start. Give a countdown, perhaps?

Nah. It's already runnin', boss.

[March's jaw tenses, his eyes have a glint. This is not the look of a happy boss. But it passes as quickly as it's there, replaced with a charming smile that comes across as completely genuine.]

Hello. My name is James Patrick March, and this is my hotel. [He gestures around, looks up.] The Hotel Castile. I've been extremely honored to meet many of you, and am positive there are many more I've yet to meet I would be just as honored by. On that note, any imPort who finds themselves in need of a place to stay in our fair city of Maurtia Falls will be granted half off any room here they'd like, standing offer as long as I captain this ship.

[His smile falls a bit, indicating a switch of topic to something more serious. And as March speaks, the video function slowly zooms in, first on his cravat, then over his head to focus on an EMERGENCY EXIT sign. March continues to speak, obviously unaware his camera man is such a little shit.]

Recently, I've come to realize there are quite a few in our population like myself. Like the people I know. I make no secret that I am a ghost, but ghosts were not all that haunted the hallways of my home. Ghosts, those beautiful creatures who needed blood to survive, witches, psychics, we had a little bit of everything! And, damn it all, I do miss it. So I would like to offer a more personal invitation to all you fantastic, lovely folks who fall into those other categories. Room and board, food and drink, simple conversation, name it, we pride ourselves on discretion and confidentiality here, and I've rather a craving to add familiarity into that list.

[The camera moves about to literally anything that is not March — it takes an interest in two women coming out of the elevator, in staff going about their business, anything happening behind him so it doesn't appear obvious that March is not really in this picture.]

I believe that was all I had to address today. Hm?

S'all you told me, Jimjam.

Charming — cut it, won't you?

Yep.

[Except...he doesn't. Not immediately, anyway, the Network is treated to a good twenty seconds of one of the staff on break eating a sandwich. Nothing really fascinating, but there are some men who simply should not be trusted to record literally anything.

ooc. if it's your first time interacting with jpm please visit his permissions thank you!
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slightlyoffchilt: (Frost.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-05-10 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Jimjam".

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thirdprogenitor: thirdprogenitor. (pic#11386153)

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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-05-10 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
And just how do you provide food and drink for my kind?

[ Because she doesn't do artificial blood, what even. ]

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foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Mist put your dick away)

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[personal profile] foreshadower 2017-05-10 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Are you asking for more guests?

Should I stop by more often?

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kingsroads: (well why don't we do this?)

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[personal profile] kingsroads 2017-05-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Witches, ghosts, psychics? It seems you might need to add a magician to your list!

[ says the man who's also freakishly overdressed, but in a way that's more '1810s Regency England' than '1920s puking on Gomez Addams'. ]

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jojoceanman: (57)

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[personal profile] jojoceanman 2017-05-10 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Your camera person seems to be slacking a little. That looked like a pretty good sandwich though.

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wizzardly: (Oh jolly good)

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[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-05-10 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Is that Barney filming?

[this is the voice of a wizard both pleased to hear A Friend's voice and who is unaware said friend's name isn't actually Barney Rubble. That bellhop, such a card.]

Tell him I found a funny old lighter in the shops the other day that he'd appreciate. It was a naked woman, and the flame came out of her, erm - well, it made for a perky flame, let's just say that.
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catchacold: :| (ambiguous)

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Loving your camera man, Jimjam.

[One has to praise talent wherever it can be found.]

Great eye for detail.

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ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683 (70))

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[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-05-10 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I never asked if your world had ghouls as well.
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faderbroderson: (you let loss be your guide)

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["...those beautiful creatures who needed blood to survive," is in turns hysterical and alarming. It has a fun ring of fanaticism to it that nearly has Godric rolling his eyes. But he can hardly ignore this.]

Where do you source your blood?

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Don't most of us need blood to survive?
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musclemothers: (arms like goddamn toothpicks)

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Well, aren't you courageous. Most people such as yourself try to keep a low profile.

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Funny how all these so called non-humans still retain the curse of... squishyness and needing sustenance. Calling them fantastic and lovely is a bit of a stretch, does it not agree?

[shale assumes as a ghost, march won't need anything he mentioned.]
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nymphic: (206)

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( as disinclined as gwen is to cop to being anything more complicated than a socialite, that actually, sort of -

she sort of misses that, too. she'd started to get used to the strangeness. she wasn't keeping a secret by herself; she was part of something. )


Well, I have a house. And I don't know if you're pet-friendly. But it was lovely meeting you last month, and I love a mini-break.

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uncledad: (68)

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[personal profile] uncledad 2017-05-11 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[wait... this... is the Maurtia Falls hotel that Littlefinger recommended.

ok.]


Your man recording this video needs a bit of practice. And I say that as someone who has never made a recording in my life. [Not to mention one-handed; added difficulties. Could still probably do a better job.] Tell me, why would anyone not in this 'other' category of yours want to spend time in your hotel? It strikes me as a bit risky.

Perhaps that's the draw.

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gravedangers: <user name=mirroriste site=insanejournal.com> (pic#10836950)

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You must have had an interesting death.

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neverdied: (13)

video; fashionably late ok

[personal profile] neverdied 2017-05-24 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Sad Jack is sad. Oh wait, nvm, that's just his normal look.]

Trying to turn your hotel into a circus?

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