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( most people would certainly be shocked or in a very dismal state at finding themselves in a place like this. where the government just plucked them from their homes and slapped a job and power on them and told them to go forth future hero. ferris......he was confused, there's no doubt in that, but the truth was he was rather happy about all this.

it meant he no longer had to go back to school, for the time being. it also meant he had a chance to be someone here. of course whether that was a good thing for everyone else was unknown.

introductions were perhaps the greatest things in the world. it meant ferris could be anyone or anything to the people here. he could be a well cultured man [not that he wasn't in one way or another], he could be a cowboy for crying out loud. he could be anything he so desired.

of course he didn't have much time did he? before others showed up and took the spotlight out from under his feet.

so before all those who were watching, ferris sat in his room wearing a suit, with her dark hair slicked back. before him, his nightstands were arranged to look like a table, and behind him was a large, poorly colored on, canadian flag.

he looked straight ahead with an expression full of confidence and smugness. )

Greetings my fellow Americans. My name is Ferris, Ferris Bueller. I am the Canadian Ambassador and I'd like to say thank you for welcoming me into your lovely state. Flo-Rida.

( he was clearly going to leave out the part where he was actually the intern to the canadian ambassador.

no one needed to know that. )

I found the hot, sweltering sun to be comforting in comparison to the icy lands of Canada. And the football? Much better than the dumb hockey games that could be found back in Canada.

Now I don't want to waste anymore of anyone's time, but I'd like to ask everyone help with two things. One, any information about this....this state that I can receive, whether it be about the heroic duties I have to complete or the best beer in town would be welcomed. Two, if anyone can tell me if they know a Cameron Frye or Sloane Peterson, that would be just great.

( he coughs a bit before he holds up his hand. )

Thank you for your time America. Stay safe or be forced to have free health care. Oh and the residents of residence number one, please excuse the dog in the living room.

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[sticktokicks]

I'm pretty sure Canada doesn't have imPorts.

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I'm pretty sure Florida doesn't normally have cuties like you.

( bam, bam and double bam.

he gives her a light wink before he toys around with some papers on his 'desk'. )

Besides, I'm not from Canada. I was just appointed the ambassador of it.

[sticktokicks]

[What is it with the guys here? It's like they've never seen a girl in their life. Really, she's been hit on more in her month in Heropa than she has for her whole life back home.]

Who, me? I think you've got the wrong girl.

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You're right...

( oh so she's going to be like that?

well mr. ambassador over here has a few tricks up his sleeves. )

I didn't notice you were a guy.

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[ofloveandbeauty]

Wow, you must be really important, that's so cool! [Just don't ask her to point out Canada on a map and we should be good. But he's cute so she can't resist flirting a bit.]

I don't know much about Florida since I've just started living here but I can show you around Heropa, a personalized tour free of charge! It's ok, you don't have to thank me, I do it out of the good in my pure heart!

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( someone actually bought all of that and ran with it.

how precious.

he offers minako a soft smile before he speaks. )

Well I wouldn't say really important as much as popular. And really? Well you must have a heart of gold. Or glass.

( cheap blondie reference there. )

That would be swell, what time do you want to do this tour?

[ofloveandbeauty]

[Hey, she kind of had spent most of geography sneakily reading manga instead of studying, but she doesn't take being lied to very well. But for now she gives a smile, eager to show a cute ambassador around town.]

It's completely solid gold, Mr. Ambassador, it's really your lucky day!

[She looked thoughtful at that, she would have to do some shopping to make sure she looked her best, that was for sure.] How about tomorrow afternoon?

[hands4healing]

...What's Canada?

[KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, OKAY. SHE NEEDS TO KNOW.]

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( woah what- )

Listen, I know that Canada is pretty obscure, but are you serious?

You don't know what Canada is?

[hands4healing]

Is it important?

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[glitterateur]

Welcome, mister ambassador! That's almost as good as being a congressperson. You really lucked out!

Do you need suggestions for heroic acts? There aren't any real requirements around here, the details are mostly up to you.

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I guess so, thanks.

I guess I could use some suggestions. Shoot them at me kid.

[glitterateur]

[She ticks them off on her fingers one by one.]

Stopping robberies, saving bullied teenagers, crashing bad guy parties by jumping through skylights-- you've got options. Do whatever your alternate dimension Canadian heart tells you!

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[sassguard]

[ Squinting at the screen. ]

This is some kind of joke, right?

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A joke? Hardly.

( he makes his voice sound deeper for a moment. )

I don't joke.

[sassguard]

Right.

[ He gets points for confidence, anyway. ]

So, Canadian ambassador. Important job.

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[enigmaestro]

You have a diplomatic... Flair.

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Is that a compliment or a complain?

[enigmaestro]

I think it's a fine hybrid between the two -- the sort born naturally neutered.

But I will say it is impressive. Your rhetoric concerning Canada, I mean. Highly educational.

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[soldiarity]

I can keep an eye out for your friends, but I haven't heard those names since I've been here. What do they look like?

[ If it's anything like Ferris himself... well, it's not so much him but the entire set-up that looks a little weird. Not that Reiner's going to say so. ]

Do you mean you have questions about your powers?

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Well Cameron tends to sniffle around a lot and he likes to pretend he's going to die all the time. Just kick him in the side and tell him 'That's from Ferris' if you see him.

( he takes a moment to think about what he would say about sloane. )

Just imagine the most beautiful, sexiest, heavenly girl and that's Sloane for you.

And powers? I have no questions at all. I prefer not to question the powers that be.

[soldiarity]

I wouldn't kick a guy when he's that down -- not the first time I meet him -- but I'll help him find you so you can do your own dirty work. For your girl I might at least need a hint about her hair color or something.

[ Help him help you... as they say. ]

So just the hero part? Well... what does an Ambassador do?

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[kegflipped]

Whoa, man.

Seriously?

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I'm more than serious.

[kegflipped]

Right. Sorry, I just-- Yeah.

Hi. Football is great, and I don't think your friends are here.