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[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

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Sep. 13th, 2014 03:40 pm
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[Someone's been rather asocial since his arrival. He's spent most of the time adjusting to being human and dealing with empathy headaches that have mostly subsided now. It's time to be a little less of a loner, even if it is only digitally.]

So. Names.

I suppose everyone must have one, so we don't all dissolve into chaos and epithets.

My own names have been chosen for me in the past, and I no longer find them suitable. I would like something new. A fresh start. However, I am loathe to admit that I don't know where to start when it comes to choosing oneself a name.

Advice would be appreciated.


[And it doesn't help that he has zero experience with human names, either.]
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[ The video clicks on to show a teenage boy sporting a black eye and a letterman jacket with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and a big letter 'R' on it, as well as a mildly derisive expression on his face. It's a well-crafted guarded look, closing his face off from giving much away about what he might be thinking in the disdainful nonchalance it conveys. ]

So, I think one of my favorite things about this place so far is how I managed to show up just in time to start up school. Again. Some sense of humor someone's got -- but hey, I'm not complaining.

[ There's good reason for why he's not, but that of course he doesn't mention; better to play it like he's too mature for that kind of nonsense. He flourishes with his hand in a theatrical sort of gesture before he goes on, and briefly his tattoo is visible -- although instead of REGISTERED it just reads REG, the rest covered up with an adhesive bandage.

He continues in a tone of mustered confidence, approximating the appropriate smug punch his follow-up really calls for:
]


I'm Reggie Mantle, and I'm not gonna ask about superpowers or trans-dimensional whatcha-call-it because I figure, real or unreal doesn't matter much if we're livin' it anyway. I got a better survey question from a homework assignment:

What do you hate? With a passion?
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iiiii wasn't really sure where to put this but i kinda want it for reference so i dont gotta keep going to the site for them! but hey if other lazy bums out there wanna mooch off this resource then go for it! teeheehee thanks snooze-boy for your "help"!

>> http://japaneseemoticons.net/all-japanese-emoticons/


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me ヽ(#゚Д゚)ノ┌┛Σ(ノ´Д`)ノ flak

(● ̄(エ) ̄●) BEARS!!!! (∪ ̄ ㋓  ̄∪) (●`・(エ)・´●) ┏((= ̄(エ) ̄=))┛dancing bear heeheehee these are cute


(・⊝・) this bird looks so dumb heeheehee i cant stop laughingrsfe fklsdasf

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Sep. 9th, 2014 08:39 pm
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Greetings, citizens of Herope.

[Be warned: an idiot is now among you.]

I have been selected to join forces with you as a hero for this country. I do not have an alias yet because I just got here but I'll post an update once I've decided on it. I am actually not new to the hero business but this is the first time "unsung" does not precede the "hero" part. Being affiliated with the government is also a new change, but I hope to get used to it before long. Please go easy on me.

[After that first paragraph, though, the serious tone and proper grammar fall apart, giving away to a much more casual, lazy way of typing as the sender of the message stops goofing off for the most part.]

secret hero aliases aside (although i guess if i come up with one i could use it), my real name is minato arisato. i just got brought here and i didn't want to start off on the wrong foot with the government so i'm part of the registered heroes now. my hobbies are eating and sleeping? my only hero experience is watching super sentai on sunday nights with a dormmate but i figure i'll pick things up as i go.

nice to meet you (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
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Testing... testing 1, 2, 3... ahem!

Hey, Virginia! I think. What a weird name for a place to live. Vir...ginia.  [Teeheehee! ] Well, not like Omegaland was any better, but at least people know what Omega means. What the heck is a Virginia anyway?

Anyway, enough of the small talk and buddy-buddy chit chat. Let's get to the whole point of this log.

[ she clears her throat and pauses for dramatic effect. Her initially upbeat and positive image scrunches up into annoyance and anger as she leans in towards the camera with an outburst: ]

I don't wanna be an intern! Who the heck decided that would be a good job for me? Who even wants to be a lame-o intern anyway? Interns are losers that do all the dirty work like, like, I dunno, going on coffee runs, filing boring paperwork, and being guinea pigs in the testing lab! I am so not a guinea pig. Blowing me up in the name of explosive science is a waste of my amazing brain!

Who wants to be MY intern, huh? I'd totally be up for negotiating the terms of being a guinea pig. Like, you know, um... I won't blow you up! [ Teeheehee! ]

So, I guess the real point of this video log is... can I get a better job around here? Like, I never had a chance to go out and get a job of my own before because my first job was just handed to me! Can you believe it? The things the army will do for a bit of firepower and some blueprints, am I right?
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[When the comm turns on, the face of a young blonde woman can be seen. She's visibly nervous, but her voice stays firm as she speaks.]

Okay. Uhm. Hello, everyone. I'm Dr. Jennifer Keller, and obviously I just arrived here... I'm glad there's such a comprehensive welcoming package, but I do have one problem. I never had superpowers when I was home. [Her eyes move down and the rustling of papers can be heard as she looks over the file she was given again.] Is there... I don't know... some kind of place I can go to or person I can ask for lessons? Advice? Anything?

[She swallows.] I can become intangible, but I have to say, the prospect of walking through something and getting stuck or falling through the Earth is... pretty terrifying. I'm not exactly eager to go down in history being known for that, you know?

Any help would be appreciated.

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