foreshadower: Tony Harris. (I am a dark and sinister man)
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[ When Shade flipped on the camera, those who'd seen him back in prison will be able to note how much better he looks. In good humor, even. Light spirits, no drab clothing, not even a foul brick in sight behind him. Instead, it's a dimly lit room, with a wallpaper that looks so painfully victorian it's almost stereotypical. Although next to Shade, it almost is, considering his clothing is back in order, the usual top hat, sunglasses, and even the edge of a cane, his fingers brush against a fine silvered eagle's head.

He's exuberant, and he's celebrating.
]

Isn't there a phrase about something being just in time for the holidays?

It was a long time since I'd been in prison, and I'll admit, the ones back home were much more accommodating to people of my...particular proclivities. [ They didn't get rid of his powers. ] They also didn't make an effort to try and...rehabilitate me. But perhaps that's where they went wrong, yes? An honest effort to making sure an old criminal like me will come back and never thieve again can make all the difference, can't it?

[ His smile is... strained. ]

I would suggest, for those of you thinking to commit crimes, that you don't. After all, you never know when you'll be caught -- or who will catch you doing it, yes?

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Dec. 5th, 2014 09:27 am
[personal profile] outlawrain
Hey! So, uh, I got a question for you guys out there.

I don't really know much 'bout this whole Christmas thing, but I'm tryin' to learn so I wanna throw a party for everyone! The only thing I really know much 'bout are the days, so it's gonna be December 24th and 25th at the Red Branch! Which is in... uh... shoot, how do you say it? Never was good at this sorta stuff...

[It takes him a bit. You might even hear yelling about 'Hey, where are we?!' along with some arguing back and forth about it.]

M... Maurita Falls! Yeah! It's there!

[He lets out a chuckle.]

So, question is... anyone willin' to help me out? I know we're gonna need food and decorations, but I ain't sure all of what! I'm open to all help, thanks!
extirpations: (let's talk about sodium. Na)
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[Kimblee has his usual smile in place when the video begins, leaning back casually in his chair. There's a notebook on the table beside him and somewhere in the background there's orchestral music playing quietly. The pieces range in style and period, varying from gentle, classical tunes to bold, thundering symphonies. Just in case he doesn't manage to be pretentious enough on his own.]

Good day. I am aware many of you are quite busy, all the same I hope you won't begrudge me a moment of your time to satisfy my curiosity. I've been reacquainting myself with some hobbies that I have neglected of late you see. Whilst doing so I found myself contemplating the sources of inspiration I have drawn from in the past and now.

In that vein I wish to ask then what inspires you all? Be it artistically or in a more motivational sense, what it is that rouses your passions?

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Dec. 4th, 2014 04:02 pm
rathercommon: (uhmmmmmm)
[personal profile] rathercommon
[ This post, and all replies, come from someone called Max Goldstar. Haven't heard of him? Well, clearly you're not paying attention! Hahaha, just kidding, Kitty's managed to (with help) hack her communicator enough to set up a second identity. Which she is now using to be a little provocative.

Or...she hopes she's being provocative. And that Max Goldstar doesn't come across as being too much of an idiot to get the responses she's hoping for from people.

Here goes. ]


so today i was walking and i saw this guy trying to rob some lady
so what do you think happened?
BAM POW
not gonna try to rob ladies anymore :p

anyway though so the lady said to me after
“youre my hero, imports are here 2 save us”
& so i’m like aren’t we? you know
we’re here and we’re way stronger than anyone else
sometimes im like
“shouldnt they put us in charge”
i dunno we protect people already
why are we listening 2 people when we do so much 4 them
idk lol

anyway MAX OUT

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Oct. 23rd, 2014 02:30 pm
redhairring: no doubt about that (i ain't no hollaback girl)
[personal profile] redhairring
[ Freddie...is totally recording this in her car (which, for the curious, is a used piece of shit that couldn't have cost more than $400.) ]

First of all, for those in Orlando, Tattlecrime always pays for photos. Of course, you've got to save the civilians and all that jazz, but if someone just so happened to snap a picture of the chaos...well, we've got to spread the word, don't we? [ said with a small little smiiiirk, Freddie you massive shit. ]

And for those of you back home, as well as the ones who can catch a break, I managed to find something interesting during a little trip to Colorado that me and my partner went on [ her partner being Jayden. a+ job, Fred. Reaching into her glove compartment, Freddie pulls out a business card in a zip-loc bag, with the emblem of a labyrs over a bull. The card's a deep purple background and, as shown by Freddie turning it over to show the back to the camera, just has the pretentious symbol on it. ]

Remember that summer camp? Terror in the Mountains, as I've been calling it. Well, the two of use decided to explore the former site of the arenas and found this thing. It belongs to Daniel Punnett, genetics mogul, and creator of those tiny little foxes that all the celebrities have in their purses. I had a lovely, if brief, interview with him and I'm fairly certain I'm on the blacklist for any future events Mr. Punnett has. Still, you can't deny that a business card for a guy who works in genetics found at the site where you had to face mutated animals? Suspicious.

[ She pauses for a moment, smirking, obviously enjoying just how awesome she is at her skills of blind luck and fucking Google before Freddie realizes something. ]

Oh yeah, obviously not dead. The interview went great and it's up on Tattlecrime as we speak. Thanks for those who had concerns about me--you really didn't need to worry, though. I know what I'm doing.

[ the camera clicks off! and, before she hits post, Freddie embeds a link to Tattlecrime as a not-so-subtle promotion of her website, go and get her photos you guys. ]

TEXT.

Oct. 19th, 2014 12:26 pm
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I have been purposefully somewhat detached from this community, as of late.
It is time to update my imPort database to reflect the recent changes to our population.

Specifically, I am interested in becoming personally acquainted with other artificial lifeforms or non-human entities.
For the reference of these individuals:
My name is Danger.
I am a sentient codestruct of Shi'ar origins presently inhabiting a self-designed mechanical chassis.
My original programming entailed combat simulation and threat assessment.

Human entities, I am slightly less interested in becoming acquainted with.
I would classify my current emotions towards the human species as: Resentful.
Alternatively: Cautious.

voice!

Oct. 16th, 2014 09:03 pm
beneathbluerafters: (HEY STEPH HEY STEPH HEY STEPH)
[personal profile] beneathbluerafters
[ People might not be too happy to see him after the malt shop incident, so Klarion's keeping a relatively low profile and sticking with voice for now. Typing would be better for anonymity, but... well, Klarion still sucks at typing, a post like this would take him forever. Voice it is! ]

I have two questions!

One: I've heard that there's meant to be an age limit to the All Hallow's Eve tradition of 'trick-or-treating'. At what age is it considered unacceptable, and why does anyone care when there are treats to be had and tricks to be played?

Two - no, I suppose that's three questions. Very well. Question number three: how common is magic in your home world? I'm curious.

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Oct. 8th, 2014 08:50 pm
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[personal profile] knightunbraided
[A dark face with bright, golden eyes peers out over the network. Considering his situation, he seems almost criminally happy, with his wide smile and obnoxiously cheery attitude. Who is this stranger? Well, Wing himself is about to tell you.]

Greetings, friends! My name is Wing and I'm afraid that I'm new here! I'm Cybertronian, ordinarily, but it would seem that this world of yours has given me a new form! Fascinating! If someone could give me the bare basics in how to operate this body, I'd be very greatful. I look forward to seeing things from your perspective. It'll be an educational experience, without a doubt.

[His enthusiasm gets the better of him, and he's suddenly knocked over.]

Omph, yes. Does anyone know how to control these?

[He holds the camera up high enough to show off the two large white wings sprouting from his shoulders. Haha, someone out there has a sense of humour.]

Information on that would be useful too!

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