Whoever designed these things needs to be fired. I can barely press anything like this.
[He pulls the communicator away from him and he visibly shrinks down to the form of a skinny Asian teenager.]
Do you know how much less awesome it is when you have to dehulk just to pick up the phone? How am I supposed to show the bad guys that they don't deserve my full attention if I can't call someone while punching them! They're clearly not thinking about their target demographic here.
And I know what some of you are thinking, 'why don't you do it yourself?'. To which I say do I really have to do everything round here? I had a pretty sweet gig back on my Earth being the most popular Hulk ever and now I gotta start from scratch on top of this crappy phone.
Speaking of which, why am I a counsellor on anger management? Bruce is the expert on that. I don't even know any zen techniques!