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maskormenace2018-07-15 08:08 pm
workingsnug) wrote in maskormenace2018-07-15 08:08 pm
VOICE | aroo ready?
Gooooood evening -- [there's a slightly muffled exchange, as though he's holding his hand over the microphone. it sounds a little like "Hey! Hey, buddy! What's this place called again?" and then:] Heeeeeropa!
I've got just one question for ya, Heropa. And it is... Are. You. Ready?
[there's a deep inhale, before he bellows. this post is not recommended for users of headphones.] I SAID! ARE! YOU! READY!
Because. The Wulf has arrived! That's right. It's a surprise engagement, and I'm gonna make sure it's one that you never forget!
The mighty champion, the hero of New Meridian, the one and only! Beowulf! Will be taking on the first three contenders brave enough to challenge him! One night only, first come, first serve!
This kinda open call is a real one in a lifetime opportunity, so don't let it pass you by!
[he includes his current location; it's not even really far from the landing site, maybe a few blocks away from the provided housing. does he mean to come and spar with him? is he a rampaging madman that needs to be stopped? is he just an idiot? bets are now officially open!]
I've got just one question for ya, Heropa. And it is... Are. You. Ready?
[there's a deep inhale, before he bellows. this post is not recommended for users of headphones.] I SAID! ARE! YOU! READY!
Because. The Wulf has arrived! That's right. It's a surprise engagement, and I'm gonna make sure it's one that you never forget!
The mighty champion, the hero of New Meridian, the one and only! Beowulf! Will be taking on the first three contenders brave enough to challenge him! One night only, first come, first serve!
This kinda open call is a real one in a lifetime opportunity, so don't let it pass you by!
[he includes his current location; it's not even really far from the landing site, maybe a few blocks away from the provided housing. does he mean to come and spar with him? is he a rampaging madman that needs to be stopped? is he just an idiot? bets are now officially open!]