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[violetnce]

Confession time: How many of you actually have a bookmarks folder on your internet browser of import fanfics?

[Who has insomnia tonight? This lady. Help, she's bored out of her mind at it's 2:19 AM.]

The internet should not be allowed to be this mindlessly amusing at this hour.

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[continuousgroaning]

I do. i try to steer away from ones with me in them though

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[motorcycle_noises]

How bored do you have to be to wind up there?

[ ...Asks the guy who is also up at 2:19 am. ]

[crassidy]

literly my fav thing rn is import fics lol
i cant get enuf of that shite

[nextsymbol]

[he's in america now can he plead the fifth]

haha, guilty...

[violetnce]

I'm not here to judge. :D

[violetnce]

well don't hold out on me now, give a lady some recs

[violetnce]

Maybe delirious? Insomnia claims another victim.

[violetnce]

that's totally fair, honestly. shit probably gets creepy. it's the internet after all.

[crassidy]

honestyly i was prtty feckn stoned last night and dont rememebr much
also idek who 99% of teh imports are
and i mightve accidently deleted my browser hsitory lol

[motorcycle_noises]

Delirium would definitely explain it.
Okay, I refuse to read any of that stuff but I have to know—
Is ANY of it actually any good?

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[eloquentness]

[ this reply comes at the all-too reasonable hour of 6:30 am - ]

I do, but it's not much of a secret. 🤔
Found any that you want to share with the class?

[continuousgroaning]

hopefully not TOO creepy since i'm only 14

but i'd rather not know

well, i should never say never, either, people ship me and my boyfriend pretty hard and that's nice

[violetnce]

Maybe one out of fifty is good. Somewhere around there.

[violetnce]

I'd pour one out for your deleted history but that'd be a waste of a good pint.

Anyway. I'm Elizabeth Braddock. Now you know one more import.

[violetnce]

Not-secret ones are legit too.

Only a few that are actually *worth* sharing, but yeah, here are some links for those:

[attached are five separate links.]

[violetnce]

that does seem nice, at least. have you been with him long?

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[codeoracle]

Bookmarks? I manage an archive.

Might have contributed a few things, too.

[continuousgroaning]

since January

he's a native of this world so he's pretty proud of himself for winning me over :)

though i'm not THAT hard to win over

[motorcycle_noises]

That's not a great ratio.

[crassidy]

christ yeh dont waste good booze luv
hi import elizabeth braddock im cassidy
and i liek 2 look up inaprropriate import fics and pron.

[eloquentness]

[ oh hello, girl's gonna take her time to savor these. ]

Thanks. :)
If you want double amusement, you should check the fanfics for Heart Kapow Wow or w/e it was called. That whole section is like fanfic of fanfic.