I'm sure you'll need to get in line. [ A laugh. It sounds like a Wario sound effect. ]

I have an entire pantheon pissed at me, and I'm sure they would hate you just as much as me, if you took this revenge from them. [ He's awfully casual about this. ] But suffice it to say, I know a lot about what a mortal will do to get godhood. It sounds like your "alternate" is the one who knew how great this life can be.