text; un: Ash Starmer | Green Newman

[subroutined]

LOCKED TO: Connor, Markus, K-2SO, Skeets, Riptide, Danger, Maeve, and Dolores

I was thinking of hosting a party at my house next weekend. Well, not a party exactly. But a movie night. Just for us robots, androids, and alien inorganics. No humans allowed. :-) If you know anyone I've missed, you can invite them as well.

No need to bring any snacks or drinks, unless you are a robot that eats... I don't know if those exist.

Oh, and bring a lawn chair or blanket to sit on. I've bought a projector to play the movie on the side of my house so Riptide doesn't have to try to fit inside.

Comments

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[knaval]

[RIPTIDE FEELS A FRIENDSHIP IN HIS HEART...]

aww green that's so nice of you!!!

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I think you'll like the movie I've picked. It's about a giant robot. Like you!

[knaval]

[optic twitch...]

cybertronian

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Sorry. Was that racist?

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[mortalweapon]

I am pleased that you decided to move forward with the event, Green.
Obviously, I would be happy to attend.

[knaval]

little bit

[snarkbot]

There are an increasing number of us, aren't there?

I think it's a good idea. I'd like to get to know my fellow non-organics. :)

What movie were you considering?

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[subroutined]

Good! I'm happy too. It'll be fun, don't you think?

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I'm sorry. Still figuring things out. Hopefully if I get to know you better I'll stop making an arse of myself.

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It's a cartoon people at work recommended to me. It's called The Iron Giant. They said it's about a robot, so I thought it'd be appropriate.

[knaval]

don't worry about it no-one's psychic

[mortalweapon]

I expect it will be enjoyable, yes.
I have never been to a gathering specifically for inorganics before.

[snarkbot]

I see. I would bring kleenex, but I'm uncertain if any of us are capable of tears.

But yes, consider this my RSVP.

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[jericoded]

What a production.

I'll be there. I don't think you'll have any issues getting him to go, but in case Connor gives you any excuses I'll make him attend as well.

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[dontwyattme]

Oh! Thank you for the invitation, sir! I... didn't know people were so...friendly to strangers here.

[ A beat. A tip of her head. ]

Perhaps some food would be in order? I -- I can cook something! Maybe cookies?

[ for some reason, the part about not eating doesn't even seem to register, oddly enough. Did she notice the robot thing? ]

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Still, I shouldn't have made that mistake.

From what I've heard, the robot from the film is from space. Maybe he's from somewhere like Cybertronia?

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Neither have I. The only parties I've been to were all for humans. And before I came here, I never was invited to any parties at all.

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Wonderful! I'll see you there.

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[subroutined]

Oh... Well, I wouldn't want him to have to come against his will...

Video

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[ Green doesn't typically use video, preferring to connect to the network wirelessly via text or audio, but he's polite so when Dolores responds with video, he fetches his phone and responds in kind. ]

I think it's probably the least I can do, after freaking you out last time.

Feel free to bring whatever you want, but you'll likely be the only one eating them.

[knaval]

cybertron

[subroutined]

Sorry!

[knaval]

we're getting there

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It's a slow road.

Anyway, will I see you next week-end?

[knaval]

you're still new so that's fine
and yeah sure