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[subroutined]

I've been thinking about pet ownership. Or... Maybe not ownership. I don't want to get a pet then port out and leave it behind. But fostering a pet. Taking care of a living thing, and having some sort of companion nearby. It seems nice.

The problem is, there's loads of kinds of animals that need homes. I'm having trouble deciding between dogs, cats, birds, lizards, hamsters, mice...

Does anyone have any advice for a first-time pet owner? Or... pet fosterer?

Comments

[subroutined]

Yes! That's very funny!

[devoutish]

Now here's a question for you, would that cats that ate them also become drunk?