[ He's got six years on the Derek that Reggie fucked, so yeah, he thinks he'd be able to top the last time. It takes all his willpower not to start competitively bragging about his own dick, but in the end, he just doesn't care enough to do it. With the air of trying to gross someone out, he hits Reggie with a look. ]

You'll have to ask Tate if I've gotten better. He'd know.

[ Gross, terrible. ]

I'm just gonna buy you a really shitty tie. Piss-yellow, cartoon print. Something that really says "I'm an adult now and I never paid attention in school so I'm destined to work a dead-end job and cry every time I have to do my taxes".