devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)
Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2018-12-17 02:45 pm

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WANTED: 1 courageous soul willing to run weekly shopping errands for this week and the next. Buyer will be compensated for purchased goods and for time spent. Must be able to follow a list. Must have more patience than I do for the modern American custom of swarming the shops en fucking masse during the week before Christmas. Thank you.
restingstitchface: (Grumbling)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-23 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Never did. It's why I've lived so long. A fact you might understand.
restingstitchface: (Indifference)

[personal profile] restingstitchface 2018-12-23 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No. A fact for which I'm thankful, considering their penchant for bragging.