[That would explain a lot, he thinks to himself.] You're quick to judge, Mr. Edgeworth -- the same thing you accused me of just moments before. You seem to be under the impression that I'm incapable of comprehending the logic you throw at me; whether this is sincere because you believe me "inexperienced" or you're just using it as a way to dislodge the conversation is something I haven't decided on.

But that's besides the point. The evidence of you wishing to display more than just a modicum of control over our living environment has already been presented to me; clear, concise, and numbered, in the form of your list.