There's a group that wants to send us home instead of kill us. They're the ones who made contact at Death Island a couple months back, if you remember that. They were willing to talk, but their deal was that we would help spy on the government for them. Nobody was dumb enough to take them up on that.

The other group is all about nukes and killer robots. When we tried to talk to them last year, they trolled us with memes. There's not exactly a lot of room for reasoning or negotiation with them.