Well, step-mom. My mother was mortal so... you know Demigod. [ He waves his hands a bit for effect while having the driest tone. ] Er, okay so. Heracles is his Greek name. Hercules is the Roman name.

[ Hercules, a hero? Gag him he was the worst. ] Really? He was an absolutely asshole to my friends.

[ And now he's very, very confused. ]

My...hair?