[video]

[biochemastery]

[[ooc: Tyl has a couple of bodies I don't have icons for yet, so here's some visual references in the meantime! Tyl is wearing the Old Grineer body today.]]

[The man in the video feed is probably human. The total hairlessness could just be alopecia, and the uncomfortably bright blue eyes might be normal wherever he's from.

But it's honestly hard to get a good look, because he is absolutely not staying still. His head is wandering in and out of frame, focus wandering constantly from the camera on the communicator in front of him.]

This is rude, you know. [His voice wobbles a little, and he coughs irritably, pitch sinking down to a low, expressive baritone.]

I was busy. Always am, but this? This was a bad time. Suspiciously bad. If this is your doing, Lotus, you're not as funny as you think you are.

[Despite the drippingly acid tone, he's evidently distracted by one of his own hands, grasping a finger or two with his other hand and watching them bend. They seem perfectly normal.]

Body like this doesn't make sense. None of it does. The implications--We could rebuild everything. Fresh template, fresh grineer--[He blinks, struck by a sudden thought.]

Wait. Who had the template in the first place? The Lotus? Was it her? Who here's been hoarding what's ours? [A flash of vicious anger crosses his face, but it's gone in a second as he looks back at his now clenched fists with a triumphant smirk.

And his tone turns... flirty?] But if an impossible opportunity's just going to throw itself at me, who am I to say no?

Gotta get home. But first, [He leans in close, too close.]

Who wants to help me take a look at my organs?

Comments

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[besainted]

[ hey! this is all exceptionally creepy! he's kinda into it ]

I feel like someone would need some kind of license for that, looking at organs. I hope you're not accepting just anyone.

voice; un: Julian Delphiki | Bean

[justlittle]

[ Bean's accustomed to the idea of both alien races and genetic modification, but this is... Weird. ]

Pass.

Whoever "Lotus" is, she's not behind this. There's a being inside the Porter that brought us here. It's not Lachesis, and it's not Atropos, but it's something similar.

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[redcosmedic]

Make sure to clean up after yourself, organs can be sloppy.

And record your observations, otherwise you're just messing around.

[hatestrashcans]

It's very rude.

[ Marco one hundred percent agrees. This person is obviously batshit insane, but that's not his problem, so he cheerfully raises his hand. ]

I'll help if it doesn't kill you. I don't want to end up in jail for murder, thanks. And why should only Cassie get to perform surgery? Unfair.