A little bit? Sort of? [A beat.] It's Super Mario Bros., but with go-kart racing. The controller's kinda weird, but after a few rounds you get used to it. I'll give you pointers, make it fairer on you. It's not as fun to kick your ass if you don't even know how to kick back.

[And Richie very obviously preens. Eddie thinks his Voices are cool now! This superpower is useful for many things, clearly, among them being Impressing Eddie. (Annoying Eddie is, of course, still very high on the priority list.)]

I probably might. How hard could it be? [Famous last words.] Hey, how often are your roommates around? [Or he could just knock on the front door and ask them, but old habits die hard and Richie is far, far too used to sneaking into Eddie's window whenever Mrs. K was distracted or out of the house.]