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Eddie Kaspbrak ([personal profile] germhating_hypochondriac) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace 2020-02-01 09:01 pm (UTC)

Good.  Pennywise is the worst monster.  The worst alien too.  [Not that he met any other aliens on his world.]

Gross.  Insects can carry all kinds of diseases.  Do you at least cook'em to get rid of the germs?  Wait, what?  You're like space tourists?  So does that mean you only go to cool places?  That explains all the weird stuff my mom told me about people in big cities.  They're aliens.  No one would visit Derry for fun.  Maybe that's why we only got Pennywise.  He had a really fucked up idea of fun.  Coffee's bad for you.  It makes you all nervous and keeps you from sleeping.  My mom says chocolate is bad too.  Cause of the sugar and calories and shit.  But, uh, I like chocolate.

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