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Tina Belcher | Bob's Burgers ([personal profile] continuousgroaning) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2020-02-02 10:27 am

24. Loaf Will Keep Us Together (served on artisan bread)

[When the feed turns on, Tina lets out one of her famous groaning noises before shutting her mouth. She keeps glancing down as she speaks, and her rather stilted delivery makes it clear she's reading from a script and hasn't practiced much beforehand.]

Uhhhhh, uhm, h-hi, everyone. I know we've all had a rough time lately, but, uh, I have something that might help. I was approached by this really neat company, and they're wanting me to tell you all about their new app. It's, uh, it's called Love Has A-Rose-en, and they hope to make it fun and convenient to order flowers and gifts for people. Because it's almost Valentine's Day, and what better way to, uh, show your friends and loved ones you care than during the month of love?

[She gives a cheesy, lopsided smile.]

Use the promo code TINA- that's T-I-N-A - and you can get 10 percent off your first purchase. Hope you all enjoy!

[Her camera drops, her finger moving over the lens, and she's heard letting out a deep sigh and muttering:]

How did I get talked into this? I'm so bad at promo... and is it really a good time for this?
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[personal profile] spaceforged 2020-02-02 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
We are in a lull. [Shiro says and sets down a ledger with his precise handwriting on the visible edge of the paper. It’s a series of numbers that don’t seem to mean anyway. He gestures to the world around them.]

It’s a good idea. People can distract themselves or remind each other they mean something to each other. [He shuts the ledger and slips a strip of leather from the side into the latch, all one handed.] Anyway, how are you holding up?

[His hair is all white now and his right sleeve is empty. He seems for the most part, alright just a little more worn out.]
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[personal profile] notyuvan 2020-02-03 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds pretty great. I don't think you did badly at all.

[There's just one problem and Tenno looks thoughtful as she mulls it over in her head.]

What is 'Valentine's Day' though? I haven't taken the time to look into all the holidays Earth has in this time. I guess I should.
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[personal profile] melodramagic 2020-02-03 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
You're doing just fine, Tina.
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[personal profile] pullsheavendown 2020-02-04 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Love Has A Rose-en...sounds like a nice app. Do people usually get stuff for their friends this month? I was around here last year, but I was pretty angry then. I don't remember much about holidays.
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[personal profile] burlyboy 2020-02-05 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you know I'm expecting a valentine, Tino!