Ahh, I see! Well, long layers are also properly concealing. [He steps back and gestures at his own crotch, managing to be less crass about it.]

I can't go around seducing the women and angering the menfolk for no good reason. I'm much too busy for that!

[He laughs and folds his arms.] I have probably fifteen good years and fifteen miserable ones left. [He shrugs with a wild grin on his face.]

You, on the other hand, look like you had to sneak out of school to be here. Are you even old enough to be talking like that, or are you just tall? Hard to tell here, with most of the people so pathetically short.