Yeah, 'til a strong ass gust of wind picks up your skirt and flashes everyone—but maybe that's part of the plan?

[Cool, they're both assholes bragging about their dicks on the network. #Soulmates.]

Guess if you ain't usin' it for what it's for, that's a decent alternative. But ya boy's old 'nough to be talkin' 'bout anything he fuckin' wants, yo.

Ain't been to school in over a decade.

[Which doesn't mean much when...he's from the Pokémon world, or when he looks like the type to drop out once math introduced letters to problems. Guzma tilts his head, that grin still on his face as he rests against his knuckles.]

...Dudes really be fuckin' short here, huh? Bunch'a manlets.