[A boring hobby for a boring person. He pulls a face, then relaxes it a bit. Maybe he read something interesting.]

And there are more types of books than people. I always like a nice drama or a tragedy.

[Did this boring meditating guy even know what either of those things are?]

[If only he knew all that was going on inside your head.]

I'm a gudgeon for a good romance, too. What sort of books do you read?

[If they have to do with his sect he's gonna scream]