So inhospitable! [ Are you really going to be able to say no to someone who has declared himself an emperor at least once? In spite of his protests he’s already sort of figured out a nearby computer. Blessed search function. ]

You’ve been here longer, so you should show me somewhere. I’m already famished, after all.

Besides... [ He seems to have found a laptop. ] What does “Mexican Fusion” mean? And organic food implies the existence of something I daren’t consider.