4 | text - dated to a few minutes after the initial attacks

[immigrantpunk]

uhhhhhhhhhhh anyone else watching the news?


[Because we can't all be heroes. Some of us have to stay home on the couch and spectate. :c ]

Comments

frick me and thread formats

[crab]

No, I said brooms. Of course I said sweeps. It's a unit of time. Kind of like years, except considerably superior.

hahahaha it's okay!

[immigrantpunk]

never heard of them

[For the first time, it occurs to him that he might be talking to a crazy person.]

[crab]

That's because they're not from Earth, you ignorant piece of shit. Of course you wouldn't have heard of them.

[immigrantpunk]

wow okay no need to get hostile
i don't expect everyone to know shit from my culture if theyre not familiar with it

[crab]

Wait, so you believe me? No, "oh, you can't be an alien, those aren't real, just like interdimensional kidnapping isn't real and superpowers aren't real!" or insinuations that my literal physical appearance that I was fucking hatched with is a Halloween costume or telling me my alien words sound stupid and I should just use the human words for things instead?

Cool.

Can you blame me for being oversensitive?

[immigrantpunk]

nah
i know the feeling i guess

[crab]

Yeah? What happens with you?

[immigrantpunk]

i was born in the soviet union for starters
so thats a lot of fun around here
but even back home you'd get shit like "fucking foreigners, speak english"
people are dicks basically

[crab]

People are a neverending parade of hoofbeast phalluses. Yeah.

I always thought it was weird there was not a whole lot of a language barrier between your species and mine though? But then, we also have the same damn celebrities, so whatever. Put it down to temporal shenanigans.

[immigrantpunk]

idk man
the things that are different from dimension to dimension are the weirdest things to me
i don't try to understand it