[Wow that is a cushy prison. Would be so jealous if he knew. The prison he was in didn't even let him use his hands.]

Oh do excuse me, I wasn't trying to be rude. You'll have to forgive my choice of metaphors, but it simply doesn't do to show all your cards. A little bit of mystery helps keep things interesting I find.

[Ha - a better person? Well, certainly, doesn't everyone want to improve themselves or their position? Gaining wealth, power, knowledge - they're all ways to become better.]

Don't we all strive to better ourselves in some way? What's more important is how you plan to go about doing so.