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[grimreaping]

Does anyone know the proper venue for requesting that certain types of merchandise be discontinued from production? The news coverage was bad enough, but I think it's very inappropriate to have this sort of personalized paraphernalia just floating around, as positively-intentioned as it might be.

It's one thing for people to recognize and hallmark my Father's mask, but this is... excessive.

[ OOC: Per Sept 20th's Majority Report, Kid has discovered certain themed items that is making him extremely uncomfortable. ]

video;

[quantifies]

[It's a nice day in Maurtia Falls, as nice days in Maurtia Falls go. In any case, appearing on the network are one (1) native of G'loot Proktaw (you would designate it Mars) who is holding one (1) cute kitty as he climbs down from a tree.]

Greetings, fellow imPorts. If we have not spoken before, I am Croach the Tracker.

[Obviously, for those who are paying attention to network IDs, but he has learned that introductions are a polite human ritual, and the be impolite would incur onus.]

As many beings arrive at and depart from this iteration of Earth, I would like to alert this network once again that I am available to assist with locating any beings or objects that are lost. My twenty-eight senses make it extremely easy for me to track things, hence my secondary designator. My services would not require payment; you would merely be under a variable amount of onus to me, which you could repay through providing your own services or goods.

[Bartering, basically.]

Please contact me if you would like to have something tracked. I am employed as an Animal Control Officer, but the speed with which I track strayed animals has given me an excess of spare time. [Speaking of which...he lifts the cat into a more direct view, glancing at its collar.] However, I cannot track those about whom I know nothing. If you are the owner of a cat designated "Fluffy," I possess her here.