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Hey, it's Korg addressing you again, although you might not know it to look at me, because as you can see, I'm wearing the human body the Porter gave me when I first got here—which between you and me, seemed like a strange thing to do at the time; a little rock-shaming going on there, or so I thought.

However, I can see now how that might have been meant as more of a convenience of sorts? As most of the living accommodations here are not exactly Kronan-friendly. [The trail of destruction in the apartment behind him an indication the furniture on Earth isn't really built to support 2000+ pounds of stone.]

I've gotta say though, I'm finding it really difficult to get used to, as a few of you had previously warned me. It's so soft and squishy, fluids all leaking out at inopportune times, and if you hit it with anything, it hurts. Also, I don't especially like having to eat creatures and plants.

But then on the plus side, my face is so much more expressive-looking, yeah?



Considering that I've been making expressions like this all along and I reckon you couldn't tell, could you?