VOICE; (UH OH SISTERS, IT'S ULTRA BEASTS)

[krookedcop]

[An Anonymous messenger comes through the feed.]

The mysterious beasts coming through the wormholes are extremely dangerous as I'm sure you have all seen on the news. I've dealt with them before in person.

If you see a huge monster that's more mouth than anything else and you don't have a real way to fight it, run. Save any civilians you can, but don't die while doing it. That's UB-05 Glutton, and It never stops eating.

Guzma's hideout was trashed by UB-01 Symbiont. You gotta be careful around it; try not to touch it. It looks like a jellyfish, but it will latch onto your head and pump you full of neurotoxins. Ground type attacks are the best way to deal with them.

If you see anything unfamiliar, contact me here and I'll advise before you approach. I've got my hands full so I can't help in any other way.

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[merging]

When I came back here they gave me a new job and honestly? I haven't really been doing it. 

[It's reporting celebrity news so he's either been mind tricking his way out of it or writing a bunch of lies. Sorry.]

I'm supposed to write about what's going on with imPorts or whatever, which is eh. But I figure I can start now. So, let's talk about the most pressing issue in everyone's lives at the moment...

What's your Halloween costume gonna be?

I might be a stormtrooper, that's a classic, but maybe I should change it up? Be a Sith Lord? I don't know.