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[legalcy]

Re: Warehouses for Imports

All,

I have a large item that arrived with me that cannot be stored on the street due to parking violations. I am concerned that there may not be enough space in the housing provided by the government.

Please respond with suggestions as to where I may keep a large mechanical piece of equipment securely and without causing harm to the general public.

Regards.

Minimus Ambus

[Well that sure was a formal message.]

Recipe 002

[bestest_ladle]

[The feed clicks on and Meeth is standing at her usual haunt: a kitchen counter. Or rather, she's on a stepstool at a kitchen counter, but it's not like that's visible onscreen.]

Okeedokee. I've been looking up videos on this BlueTubie website to try and adapt some of what I know to the ingredients I've got here on Earthie.

And some of these people don't have a cluie about cuisinie! It's like anyone can just set up one of these channels and talk all kinds of hooey! Or worse, the fancy ones are busy hawking a bunch of geegaws that you don't even needie! Getting people to waste all their money!

[WHICH STEAMS HER MORE? probably the latter. you do NOT need a specialized specific tool for only peeling garlic cloves.]

ANYWAY, I figured I oughta fixie some of the misconceptions floating around on the internettie. I know I'm going to talk about converting recipes and how to make edible thingies out of moss and bugsies, but I figured I might as well ask all of you people the kind of things you'd learn how to makie if you're not in a survival crisey.